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Makes perfect sense let's start the morning with these incredibly calorie-dense food items sourced from animals and animal fats: eggs, butter, bacon.

After eating a heart attack worth of fat and proteins what do we do?
Sit in a car to drive to work of course!
What do we do at work?
Sit on our ass some more!

Lunchtime! Let's again eat incredibly calorie-dense food items to energize us for 6 more hours of sitting on our ass!
Maybe meatballs, and a butter+milk+cheese based sauce and pasta? Perfect for sitting!

After sitting for 6 more hours at work,
We can finally sit at home!
What do we need to energize all that sitting at home? More calorie-dense food items sourced from animals of course!

So let's slaughter 60 billion animals each year! and make sure they lead a lifetime of torture! (rape included of course!)
Just so we can use that abundance of calories to sit on our asses at home, on our way to work, at work, and on our way back!
Sounds Smart and Totally Efficient!

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>tfw SpongeBob was actually peak BurgerPunk aesthetic but too young to realize

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