/lit/ - Literature

>searching for /lit/erature section in library
>follow a maze of signs which eventually lead to an underground room
>"literature A-Z, please verify credentials at door"
>several people are rejected by the book bouncer, a smirk forms on my face, ha, fukin pseuds
>at front of line now, peek into room, overhear involved literary discussions, intense arguments
>books strewn across desks, cigarette smoke, library thots hanging off bookshelves, wizened men engaged in argument, young men gathered around them with eager looks on their face, I get to the front of the line
>Book bouncer says he'll ask a question to verify my /lit/ status
>"Is Infinite Jest your favorite book?"
>*sweat forms visibly on my forehead*
>I walk towards exit