/lit/ - Literature

>>20709559

Literature was invented in 1832 by Jean Literature. He was sitting under an apple tree when an apple fell upon his head. He looked at it and said, "This isn't an apple at all! This is just a word! The word apple!" He fell to his knees, weeping and pounding his fist against the dirt. The gendarime took him to the asylum. There he wrote the first book, which sold so well that he was able to post crazy person bail and go back to sitting under fruit trees.

When asked why he didn't write another one, he explained that it had been the worst thing he had ever done to himself and would rather have lost his legs in the war again. He passed away a year later sitting under a coconut tree, and today authors across the world dishonor his memory by writing books to prove what a pussy he was, only to realize the horrible truth:

they are, indeed, all words. And it's terrible.

>>15987225
I don't remember shit from any of them.

>>15193879
one of the founding texts of chadism