/lit/ - Literature

>>19664871
t.

>>19631484
I'd read it.

>me? I only read books with pictures

Moby Dick
Faust
The Divine Comedy
Ulysses
Don Quixote

>whenceforth

>>18724055
And I forgot to add; first impressions matter.
If you've already simped for her, or if she already perceives you as a pathetic beta, then maybe it's over.

>>18704761
here you go anon I tell you this one simple trick

I know it sounds incredible but what if you only believed things you actually witnessed or experienced

sandnigger schizos talk about angels and burning bushes, have you seen them?
sandnigger schizos talk about some guys jeebus doing miracles, have you seen him?
sandnigger schizos talk about hell/paradise, have you experienced it?

if you check out No on all of them, it might be not in your best interest to just believe and put your faith in palestinian fairytales!

>"okay, so this takes place right now. the democrats stole the election with the help of china and russia, and they start rounding up christians and republicans and putting them in camps. world war three breaks out and it's china and russia and north korea and biden's america versus patriots and israel. it will have lots of battles with army vehicles, I don't know much about what they use so you'll have to help me figure that out as well"
I'll need a link to that EPUB, king

>Jorge Guilherme Frederico Hegélio

>Borrow books from the library
>White out and rewrite entire chapters because you feel they are badly written

Sucks to be you. I enjoy all books and have absolutely zero standards when it comes to literature.

>Why yes, I get all my knowledge of philosophy from Existential Comics and School of Life, how did you know?

>>18081890
Why yes, I like to read out loud, how could you tell?

>Yeah, I like American Literature
>My favourite novelist? Why Haruki Murakami of course

TFW I don't recognize any of these E-celebs

>>17925877
I was raised by BBC posters on /gif/ and /b/

>God tier
Metaphysics
Theology
Mathematics
>Good tier
Moral philosophy
Physics
>Decent tier
Biology
Chemistry
>Shit tier
Political philosophy
History
Economics
Sociology
Psychology

>Why yes, I'm 28 years old and my mom reads me to sleep every day. I'm a big boy now so she reads to me from complicated books about philosophy and science

>>17912692
>Influences
None
>Influenced
Virtually all subsequent Western philosophy

>>17903552
Joke's on you, I am majoring in Economics & Finance AND reading philosophy in my free time. Poor people need to die. Move along

>read translator's note
>read introduction
>skip book

>>17325370
>die stadt der träumenden bücher - moers