/lit/ - Literature

it was the year 2036 and everything was piss earth in neo texas, and normies outside was nonwhite and super shitty. Mizder Neetbux, VIP Abyuse farmer, was too busy raising his latest batch of shithead yukkuri out of a refrigerator box. He couldn't help but take a long puff on his cybervapekingsupremekanye2032 collectable smoke pen. Fuck, He hated the yus so bad even while forced to eat them after neetbux got cut.

"MIZZZZZZDDEERRRRRRRRR WATTTCH CHUTE WEIMU SHIDD AND GIBS SWEECH SWEECH RITE NOW IS FINE!!" as usual, the deibus could not shut up about shitting. Neetbux only half noticed them, he was too busy shittalking the jannie on honeypotchan net while immersed in a cybersim of walking around in earth 2022.

"I should probably buy like a myon or a alice or something for variety at this point, at least those are marginally less stupid than these motherfuckers". Neetbux half verbed, half typed the response.

YU YUUUU!!! all of a sudden Psychosis kicked in and neetbux began hallucinating a giant deibu where his computer screen was. Was this virtual? Was this slaveowner guilt for farming paste buns?

SHIDDY SLABE IS UNEAZY MISTER????? hallucinatory deibu accused neetbux. SHIDDY SLABE NO MIZZ BRIDE NO ZE?? PITIFUL PITIFUL FUFUFU. Fuck, a hallucinatory marsa had shown up. No doubt because neetbux had been eating moldy yu shit for the past week while the living ones fattened up.

Neetbuxx couldn't take it. He had to go to botnetsocialforum net to ask about how to fight off yu psychosis. Surely the government agents would know which yukkuri had antipsychotic properties for farming. He tried to eat another fat marisa for supper, he tried to sleep. He tried to go out after dark in the park. Didn't matter, the yu were everywhere

"SHHIDDY SLABVE GIVE SWEECH SWEECH RITE NOW AND DIE EASY"
"SHIDDY SLABVE WHERE IS WEIMU'S EAZY PLACE FOR LIDDLE ONES????? NOT GOOD ENOUGH EASY"
"DICCCCCCKKK"

There was only one thing neetbux could do in cyber neo texas. Kill the yu once and for all. He knew what to do