/lit/ - Literature

>>19908493
DO YOU HAVE AN ALTERNATIVE TO MY PROBLEM?

>>14101340
Have to write a whole fucking haiku by the end of next week!

>>13831827

>.djvu

>noooo the normies are going to discover and ruin my favourite author

>>11370325
Wait, I forgot to bitch about the following.

>Whiskeyjack starts talking about Tattersail
>"yes, she was very loyal, and brave"
>"I would have trusted her with my life"
>"she was powerful, should have led the cadre herself"
>"by Hood, she could have led the whole Malazan army singlehandedly!"
>"she was amazing, and I see her amazingness in this child into whom she was reincarnated"
>"I will protec this child with my life!"

THEY KNEW EACH OTHER FOR LESS THAN FIVE MINUTES, WHY IS HE KISSING HER ASS SO HARD?

It's as if Erikson realized Tattersail was shitty and mediocre and utterly devoid of character, started panicking, then realized he might be able to trick the audience by having Whiskeyjack talk about how amazing she was in retrospect. Funnily enough, he does the same thing with Whiskeyjack. And half the other major characters too.

>wow [character] is so amazing

NO THEY AREN'T. FUCK YOU, ERIKSON.

I hear that book four is better though.

Why does this book have such a shit ending

>reading the preface to Finley's World of Odysseus

Well I can't contradict him but why did the kike have to dispel all the magic?

IT WILL NEVER EVER BE PYNCHON JUST FUCKING END IT RIGHT NOW. FUCK!