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>being delt all those shitty cards
Shitty cards?? He's literally of royal blood. He was born rich, politically powerful and healthy, and he STILL managed to fuck it up!
He could've at least leveraged his insane good luck to get a hot wife, but no. He couldn't even do that.

Stannis is the Jeb Bush of Westeros. Born on third base, still manages to trip on nothing and fall to the ground face first. Not respected by his family or peers or by the common people, not liked, perceived as lame and weak, and with a gremlin wife who whips him to boot.