/lit/ - Literature

The reason for all this can be found it pic related

>>14915621
My girlfriend is a lawyer and has big boobs. She also has a great personality. Guess what? I'm not really anymore content now than when I was single. Stop with your yearning and focus on getting good at something you enjoy. Life is hard but shit do you really want to go through with the most futile of all acts? Like, becoming a professional cocaine dealer with a violent temper would even a morally superior bath. This is a part of life buddy, the whole discontent thing. Get over it and find something compelling to do with your obviously idle mind.

>>14340704
>be incel
>writing great incel novel as we speak
>only have a few weeks to finish it before the end of the decade when incels become irrelevant again
Help guys

>>14106315
Because i couldnt meet any women in russia. i dont live there, i dont work there. despite what all you normies say with your bullshit platitutes nobody actually meets their gfs just like that on the street, its always through friends/extended circle of friends or women you naturally/organically met, for example in school, uni, work etc
i never went to school or uni in russia
if i were to go to russia id just waste money on plane tickets because its over for me, i am too old and cannot simply meet a gf in school or college like everyone else

>>13984415
Shallow observations after watching only 30 seconds
1. pic related obviously

2. there's nothing more insufferable than vapid cunts from the home counties. The posturing, the accent, the forced kookiness, the belligerence, everything

3. what the fuck is this editing style. This is the kind of shit that teenage autists like me made/laughed at in YouTube poops a decade ago and now it's the default video style of the most basic of basic bitches. I don't understand how this happened.

>>13927910
I had that one too! Holy shit I forgot all about it! I used to get The Merry Men to hijack the pirates in order to disperse their plunder to the poor. But the evil king up on his castle, who was in cahoots with the pirates, heard about this and led an attack on Sherwood Forest which brave Robin Hood repelled with lightning ease.
>tfw I can never go back

>girl asks what I'm reading
>tell her it's a Dosto book, explain it to her
>says it sounds like a boring soap opera

>>12317662
FOR THE LAST FUCKING TIME WHO IS THIS AND IF YOU DON'T KNOW HELP ME FIND OUT

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>>12280382
I'm so fuckin drunk and horny holy fucking SHIT

>>12226325
>and cuddling with somebody special

>>12220690
FUCK I'M SO LONELY AND HORNY AAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>12107368
This fucking thread man. Why was I made this way?

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>>12033293
>dad won’t let him juul in the house

>>11965750
>I downloaded Tinder, and I get matches
OUT
get OUT