/lit/ - Literature

>>14475110
They'll get spanked too. I'm also thinking about some kind of catgirl battle system. So there can be explosions and karate. I didn't mean to have two threads going at once. I honestly thought the other had 404d.

I'm pretty high because I'm a degenerate.

>>14475111
One day I hope to. I will really write it and publish it. I might be the shittiest author ever, but I'll try.

>>14472826
>>14472855
>>14472881
I'm not saying it was right or wrong. I'm just saying it was predictable. America has blown more shit up that any other country in the world. Some people praise this. Some people criticise it. Nobody disputes it. America responds to every problem, reflexively by blowing shit up. I don't understand who the faux-shock serves or what the point of that narritive is. There is nothing shocking or unexpected about the country most known for blowing shit up, with history's biggest budget for blowing shit up, blowing shit up.

How does it feel to know that Viper is more /lit/ than you'll ever be?

https://youtu.be/2DVTKEbR2Io

>>14445682
It's not my fault that Iliad is the ancient Greek version of Captain America: Civil War.

So there's this guy who really sucks at being a guy. A complete failure at any measure of masculinity. Women treat him with mild disgust. He doesn't even register as important enough to be worth active mockery or harassment unless he pipes up and makes it known that he has unmet needs. Coin flip on if this guy becomes an incel or not.

He loses that coin flip and instead of becoming the next supreme gentleman, becomes a fat tranny obsessed with catgirls. He adopts whatever ideologies tell him he could become a catgirl, regardless of how nonsensical they are. Mostly transhumanist gibberish sprinkled with hot anarchist garbage.

After a while he meets a Japanese scientist. The scientist has invented some gene editing and body modification technology capable of turning our protagonist into an actual catgirl with a real vagina and real ears and the right chromosomes to be a girl. No zombie vag. No elaborate Halloween costume. Total body transformation. No hints of anything masculine left. It's as though this guy was born a catgirl.

The cat girl marries a samurai who has robot powers and they team up to fight crime. She's happy for a while but something always seems off. Then one day the catgirl is abducted and smuggled to Canada where beastiality is legal and catgirls aren't considered human. She gets sent to a super violent brothel run by criminals.

The samurai tries to save her but swords don't matter against guns so he just gets shot a bunch of times and bleeds to death on the floor. As he dies he thinks out a long monolog about Bushido and how it was probably always bullshit.

The catgirl realizes she'll just be a sex toy until she dies. Even if she escapes, her future is to be a novelty fetish toy somewhere else, so she throws herself off a cliff behind the brothel. The story ends with the brothel receiving a shipment of fresh catgirls who are all hotter than she was.

Fin.

If it gets made into a film the samurai will be played by a black or a Mexican.

I'm thinking about writing a story about a secret underground fight club where people battle to the death with chainsaw swords and pyrotechnics.

It would be like a bad battle anime. Like Baki but less gay.

The fights are organized by some Chinese guy. The protagonist is named Marduk and he has to join the chainsaw tournament to save his catgirl girlfriend from the Chinese guy who is actually a wizard. If he fails, the Chinaman will kill Marduk's girlfriend in a ritual to summon a dragon. The dragon will probably also do some bad shit.

The main antagonist will be a dude with a leather jacket that has a bunch of spikes on it. He stuns people with his dangerous brain powers and then swords them with his chainsaw sword (chainsword?)

The hero's best friend is a girl with huge tits and skimpy clothing who can sometimes see 34 seconds into the future.

Would you buy it on Kindle for a dollar?

>>14428288
I am writing my favorite book. It's about a cat girl. Her owner who can only get off by beating and sexually humiliating her. Pressure slowly builds until the cat girl runs away. The owner becomes very sad and passes away. Only after the owner is gone does the cat girl realize how much he loved her.

>>14428085
Terry Davis

>>14426294
Seeing her convinced me that she's stupid. /pol/ only convinced me to laugh rather than cry.

Books about coming out as trans?
I'm having difficulty coming out to me boyfriend. He's made some mean comments about trans folks before and I feel like he won't accept me if I come out.