/lit/ - Literature

I'm starting to think that Dracula was only a hit because women want to fuck him.

>>22740456
Yes she and I need time and a nice low-stress setting to figure things out

>>22641460
I have one kinda under work, it's called electric boogaloo because the boy gets eletric shocks to his testicles if he doesn't present his butt for spanking the right way.

>>22085416
People I encounter consider Murakami almost inaccesible high literature and I'm talking about highly educated writers and teachers.

>>21970814
I write spanking stuff on Amazon but there are limits and I've had books outright banned. I've thought about just moving onto longer "romance" with billionaires.

>>21970829
18 but 3 are so shit that I don't want them associated with my good name so they aren't available anymore.

>Do you sell the short stories one by one?
Yes.

>>21790037
I turned my copy of The Phenomenology of Spirit by Hegel into a flesh light. I did this by drilling a hole into the side of book. I then coated the insides with some rubber so I wouldn't cut by dick with the paper. Then I went to town. Only read like 18 pages before I dropped it. Found it more useful using it as a sex toy then a piece of literature.

I readn't

>>11106114
>read a book that I dropped in the bath
>wonder if other people can tell that I dropped it in the bath

>>8463890
>tfw she takes out quizzing glasses during sex

just found out that wittgenstein was a faggot

>>7457164
Good point.

So what are some good skill based games?

Hold 'Em?

>>6424767
> mfw I just realized he acted that way in that interview because he was trying to eventually make a move on her (the interviewer)