/lit/ - Literature

>>23287026
>Marx
>Believed in natural inequality.

>>22629522
>the wikipedia page made no mention of thatcher

>>22559309
>Upon hearing of the defeat, the Emperor Augustus, according to the Roman historian Suetonius in The Twelve Caesars, was so shaken that he stood butting his head against the walls of his palace, repeatedly shouting: Quintilius Varus, give me back my legions!

Yoda stood on the roof of the reactor, his wrinkled face scrunched up in concentration as he surveyed the area. He had been called in to investigate reports of a strange substance on the roof - a substance that some were saying was graphite, a material that was highly dangerous and could cause a catastrophic reactor meltdown.

Yoda had his doubts. He had been a Jedi Master for centuries, and he had learned to trust his instincts when it came to matters like this. As he looked around, he could sense that something was off - but it wasn't graphite.

"Graphite, there is not," he said firmly to the group of officials who had gathered behind him.

"But Master Yoda, we have reports from our sensors that indicate the presence of graphite on the roof," one of the officials protested.

Yoda shook his head. "Sensors can be fooled. The Force, it cannot."

The officials looked at each other uncertainly, but Yoda was resolute. He knew that there was no graphite on the roof - but he didn't know what was causing the sensors to register false readings.

As he continued to search the area, his attention was drawn to a group of workers who were huddled together, looking nervous. Yoda approached them, using his keen sense of the Force to pick up on their emotions.

"Something troubles you," he said gently.

The workers looked up at him, fear evident in their eyes. "It's the reactor, Master Yoda," one of them said. "We've been trying to fix it, but we don't know what's wrong. It feels like something's...off."

Yoda closed his eyes, focusing his mind on the reactor. As he probed its inner workings with the Force, he felt a disturbance - something that was causing the reactor to malfunction.

"There is your problem," he said, pointing to a small device that was attached to one of the reactor's control panels. "Remove it, you must."

The workers hurried to comply, and within moments, the device had been dislodged. As Yoda watched, the reactor hummed to life, its systems stabilizing as the danger of a meltdown passed.

Yoda turned to the officials, who were watching in amazement. "Graphite, there was not," he said again, a small smile playing at the corners of his lips. "But the truth, always the Force will reveal."

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>>21579834
Hahahaha holy fuck. He's projecting the equivalent of the madonna-whore complex for a guy who in high school saw his girlfriend clog the toilet with a huge rancid shit and never recovered.

>>21406771
>unitarian logo is a fucking leaf

>>21240669
Fpbp

>>21042026
There would be classes on manuscripts and archaeology and comparing them
Historical contexts surrounding the story
Probably individual classes that focused on more specific characters and aspects
>>21042156
Pic

>this whole thread
Holy shit OP is a goldmine of keks. Bet he bites the bullet and transitions by 25

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>>20952641
>argues that Protestantism is true
>gets absolutely btfo
>“Ack I’m not even a Christian I’m just an interested third party”
Kek, many such cases.

>>20916591
And here I thought spookfagging was a dead meme

>>20900987
>the good writers and poets weren't deviants
Kek you fucking pleb

>>20787567
>I want to be a philosopher
Don't do that