/lit/ - Literature

>be me
>shopping at walmart
>notice moisturizer is on the list
>go to the isle and there’s only one big packet left of some moisturizer
>fuckit
>return home
>unloading stuff
>notice the side of the package for the moisturizer is cut open a bit
>dont care
>later that evening I take a shower
n have some of the moisturizer
>pour some on my hand
>it smells a bit funny
>start rubbing it on my body
>its weird and sticky
>confused.jpg
>realize what I have done
>start to vomit
>everything stinks
>try and clean myself up
>go to my friends house and take three showers

help