/lit/ - Literature

On this note, I would like to posit a new word. Something that Webster might call a neologism. That sounds greek and spooky, and I don’t want to tap into any occult shit, but please hear me out, because this one is useful. Just as there are UFOs that refer to unidentified flying objects, so too are there UFOs that may variantly refer to unidentified flatulent objects. These transiently real entities exist similarly to UFOs, in so far as the mystery persists between their observation and the resolution of their mysterious flights, they are UFOs in the former sense. But in my sense, if I have to fart, and I shart instead, that was a UFO. In my ass, I was experiencing an unidentified flatulent object.

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