/lit/ - Literature

>>18425300
https://www.goodreads.com/quotes/385478-sarcasm-and-jokes-were-often-the-bottle-in-which-clinical

what's the most /lit/ way to kill yourself?

>irony is oppressive

>>11772025
epitome of pseud

>>11763108

>aesthetics is objective

>annotations and footnotes

>>11518727
I am a virgin. I will die a virgin. I know this now, but my critical awareness of my state does nothing to releave me of its unrelenting crush upon the hollow wisp that can only in morbid sarcasm still be called my 'soul'. My virginity has become the gorgon against which all my faculties rise only to be turned to stone; for while I still feel the mind's unscrupulous lacerations and all that grieves the very fibers of its being. The spirit is dimmed each time a girl passes before the mechanism of sight that some pitiless god has glued to my body. Even the ugly, unshaven, modernity enthralled women with clowns' hair and bodies desecrated with tattoos which map out upon fastfood fed bodies the vapid cliches that coagulate to form their mind, even these paralyze the life in me. They are aletheia, and even a proxy-pixel-representation of one of them is enough to demolish my virgin-poisoned Dasein. I sit and reflect with the useless tool responsible for my current state, the vulgar self, how such circumstances could have come to be the reality of my life. Is it reality? My mind lacks the courage to fully accept it. There still some part, some childish part, that sits with a child's faith that one day I shall awaken from this nightmare which has slowly usurped the fairer fields that my existence once consisted of. Shall there be reconciliation? Will my virginity follow into that immaculate void that I know all Life, brief machination and jest of some sex-deranged demon, will inevitably resolve in? My humiliation slowly becomes seething hatred for all who embody that element of the opposite sex, and my soul's relentless cry for something beyond suicide slowly twists itself into ever more feverish fetishes that the internet can happily supply an outlet for. I am deformed and too demoralized to do anything about it. I shall die too late, for alas, I have lived.

something by bret easton ellis prob.

>>11304857
Drink up, baby, stay up all night
With the things you could do, you won't but you might
The potential you'll be that you'll never see
The promises you'll only make

>ywn be sexually harassed by dave

>>11272867

Gass for my money.
Also, dream team, Ezra & Eliot.

>>11221356
>Tfw u wanna kill yourself but you have too much money so it would be a waste
haha same tho

>>11184182
it starts with that amazing sentence and ends with something like 'He never seen her again' or whatever. Holy shit Gibson, autism?

>>11165947
wrong

>theretoforeuntowhenceforthwhichhithertohenceforth

>>11161880
check tv catalog: capeshit inferno

>>11146561
gib ev gf...

>>11140000

>>11110804

>>11110488

>get drunk
>write
>next day you're too hangover to edit

I hope is at least the good part of /tv/
But because of this this thread, I think not