/lit/ - Literature

>>17072935
Where to begin?

>Fallen Angel vs Human war, fallen angels rampantly miscegenating with humans creating cannibalistic demigod hybrids
>Everything in Enoch
>Eve eating semen as a religious act
>The serpent trying to murder Adam and Eve after they're all exiled from the Garden
>Jesus goes to study in India during the "lost years" between the wedding at Cana and the start of his ministry
>Women who get abortions go to Hell and are forced into a lake made entirely of the blood of aborted babies while the aborted babies themselves spit fire and lightning at them
>God creates lesser gods who then start demanding their own tribute and worship
>Judas is the only apostle who actually goes to Heaven and his "betrayal" of Jesus is just him playing along with what Jesus really wanted
>the prophet Daniel slays an actual living dragon in Babylon
>a midwife who tried to help Mary give birth to Jesus has her hand burned off when she inspects Mary's private area; then Jesus gives her a new hand like nothing happened
>Jesus cucks Mary Magdalene with a random woman on a mountain
>the Leviathan and Behemoth will come back at the end of the world to destroy anyone who survives the first 11 apocalypses before them, but people eat the monsters instead.

I'm not surprised all this was left on the cutting-room floor.