/lit/ - Literature

>book has the movie cover on it
Johnny Depp, if you're reading this I just want to tell you that Hunter S. Thompson probably shot himself because you kept converting his books into shitty films for edgy teens. Now I can never read any of them without people referencing your awful films and spraying their pleb spittle into my face like cows.

>read this shit in high school
>"lol this is such bullshit"
>years later
>realize most of the book could be considered prophecy

>class is assigned Julius Caesar
>made to read it out loud
>perhaps the worst people possible are chosen for key roles
>can barely pay attention because the reading was interrupted every couple of minutes

>>4005978
I stated that I did care about my fellow man. Did you not learn how to read correctly because "The Man" was controlling your elementary school?