/lit/ - Literature

Is he worth reading?

>>19963267
Who said that? I haven't even started writing, only stuff i've written is Westeros based smut

>Year is 2077
>Martin's publishing House, "Wildcards Academy" finally open for the people to see the story of his life and period as a sci-fi fantasy writer
>wildcards merch everywhere, most of it's about wildcards.
>Food is kind of shit, but at least there's tits
>Time to enter the egyptian style tomb at the back of the facility
>child porn mags on the walls
>"and here, we have the eternal writer"
>Martin's dead body is still chained to his crappy 80s computer, hunched over mid-sentence.
>pile of bills in the corner from various whorehouses he bought with his wildcards merch
>"Here is the story about a series so irrelevant, no one even remembers its name"
>reads typewriter page
>TWOW, page 76
>"This is one of the chief reasons why Martin, the most esteeemed philosopher of our modern era, never completed his illustrious series. A genius takes his time, after all."
>removes dead fingers from the keyboard
>It's just scat porn

Why live

>>14959256
Tolkien, he had sincerity and a strong foundation. Gurm is the JJ Abrams of fantasy writers, sure, he can write compelling hooks, but that's about it. They don't come together and there is no catharsis to be found.