/lit/ - Literature

>live alone like travis bickle
>sister wants to fly in and stay with me for a week for a wedding
>wants to bring some family afterward
>sounds cool, havent seen my family in two years despite living in the same city
>panic
>spend an entire day shopping for new clothes, getting a haircut
>start lifting weights so i dont look like shit
>buy new bedding
>put food in the fridge
>buy some liquor
>pot some new plants
>clean my entire apt
>spend two hours scrubbing my window sills and wiping dust off everything
>fix my wonky fan
>buy new towels
>my sister literally stays for one night
>family goes to my cousins house instead
>spend the weekend blasting music in my new and improved apt, drinking expensive tequila, and admiring my work

life is funny

>>20260194
wholesome advice, anon.
>meet hot milf in my area
>she has kids
mfw i got memed

>>20233550
i just think hes neat

>>20224240
>ivy league jew professor wants to tell me about "real work"

nigger moment

>>16244700
>Any lactation (baby hungry in the background)

>>15530395
>third worlders
>reading
good one, anon

:^)

>>12223145
>AAAAAAAA MOMMY HELP ME!