/lit/ - Literature

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As /lit drifted even deeper into his peaceful slumber, visions began to arise.
Visions of stacks upon stacks of books rising before him. Philosophy books, University physics, Organic Chemistry,
The Great books of the Western world 54 book set. All were his.
The new book smell emanated from every dimension in this dream world. The potent rays of light bounced off the crisp and perfect
Pages and every page turned ever so perfectly, without the need to wet his finger with his tongue.
Just as /lit was preparing to delve into some William James, he heard a thump at the chamber entrance.
He placed his Pynchon autographed bookmark into the book and shut it, taking long strides to the chamber.
"hmm I wonder who it could be. Perhaps even Newton himself?"
Precum began to form in /lit's pants as he anticipated his surprise.
To be continued...

Hey /lit/ glad you are still with me.
I just got back from class, where I was flirting with females (those things you read about in your books only.) How does it feel knowing that whilst you are in the library, huddled in your own little corner and reading your advanced mathematics book in an attempt to distract yourself from your failed sexual game, that I am here surrounded by alpha females with my pick of the choosing?