/lit/ - Literature

Guys i have been loving god and reading the bible for two weeks, yesterday this happened:
>Be me
>Be in bed
>Notice I haven't gone to the bathroom
in the past 4 hours
>Have to piss
>Try to hold it in
>Can't
>Piss in my bed
>Momentarily forget about the piss
>Fall asleep
>Wake up 2 hours later
>Notice piss
>Panic
>Pretend it's not there
>Keep lying in bed
>Afternoon
>Finally decide to get up
>Piss is gone
>It's a fucking miracle

you might say... space.. it echoes like an imensely big lidl