/lit/ - Literature

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>>13585709
>How can Jesus be saying anything else?
I was referring to the slavery quotation. And the same is for your whinging, asinine misinterpretation of Jesus Christ's quote.

>slave
Do you know that the Bible, as we read it in English today, has been translated from another language? Look into this and you will see that the English word "slave" doesn't line up with the original Hebrew word.

You're one of those "Jesus was a Communist" guys, aren't you? Christ, you really find some thick-headed asses on /lit/ of all places.

>>13549662
It's not an argument, it's just weakness on your part as well as a demonstration of your capability to misinterpret and exaggerate the "horrors" of the Bible. Grow a pair and stop using brainlet wojack memes.

>>13522142
The second argument hinges on the first. The first is incorrect because the "errors" in the Bible can easily be reconciled through actual study and are only brought up by atheists who are not schooled in Christian thought. Atheists pointing out "errors" in the Bible are like children watching workers inside a factory and remarking amongst themselves that the "workers are doing everything wrong." Reading the Bible doesn't mean you are an official on the Bible. Reading the Bible just to point out "errors" is even worse because it shows bias from the start. For shame, fedora-friend.

>>13427929
The only spluttering here is from you, friend. You will find that all of your hyperbolic hogwash has already been addressed by others not limited to thinking "off of the top of their head." A majority of your points suffer from misinterpretation of Biblical quotes which kooks such as geocentrists and flat-earthers also use, as well as irrelevant claims and some claims such as >historical blunders and >contradictions which are still contested.

Philosophical arguments are the last refuge of the spluttering atheist who has run out of out-of-context, misinterpreted quotes or words/phrases such as "Abrahamic, Zoroastrian, desert death cult, zombie Jewish carpenter, etc."

>>13329153
It's an appropriate response to the absurd, often laughable posts atheists manage to make

>ho ho, I'm gonna put the Bible in the fiction section
>hee hee, let's burn the Bible
>no wait, you can't use fedora pictures!