/lit/ - Literature

Post your best dip buying poetry and statements in good prose in this thread.
Keep it lower than 2000 characters btw.

We got some dips to buy now.
Dippy dippy doo, where are you.
We need some tether from you now.

Come on Dippy Doo, I see you
Pretending you got a bump.
But you're not fooling me 'cause I can see
The way you crash and dump.

You know we got a dip to buy
So Dippy Doo be ready for your act, don't hold back
And Dippy Doo if you come through
You're gonna have yourself a Slurpy Snack, that's a fact!