/lit/ - Literature

>>12921316
>>12921307
And you. I have a bone to pick with people in general usually but the scrap pockets are the worst. I assume butterfly doesn’t even appreciate you butting into this. You are lower than low. You should be ashamed of insinuating I’m the crazy one, when without my logic we wouldn’t have any evidence she lied at all.

>>12919509
Yeah you missed her say she was going to show me her tampon pad. You missed me proving that she lied about her age. You missed everything leading up to the inevitable conclusion that she is abstaining from sexual intercourse altogether.

You missed the fact that instead of denying it and shutting me down, she just leaves /lit/

A birth year is like your SSN.

Psychologically you could be making this argument butterfly if you forgot your AGE. That would make sense. But get the fuck out of here with your shit, you don’t even look ANYWHERE in your 30s in those pictures.

If we can prove you’re lying about your age we can prove you’re lying about this sexual encounter.

Which is very likely as this happened DIRECTLY after I started saying ‘don’t have sex with anybody’. Clearly you are trying to do that thing that women do: generate a negative feeling within men. It’s not working though. And after I pointed out the silly mistake you made, you left immediately. Now you’re going to tell me you’re STICKING TO YOUR STORY?

Okay so let’s do math problems again, then. I like math. 1973. 2019 - 1973 = 46. At first glance everything checks out. But Butterfly has been claiming she’s 47 for a little while now, say for a month. So since she’s 46 at that birth date, she must have had a birthday in January or February. You really expect me to believe that your birthday was in January or February Butterfly?

I say it’s highly unlikely. Many would say there’s a bit less than a 1/6th chance (since most birthdays are in summer or early spring). But I say it’s less than that.

I say the chance is zero percent. :3