/lit/ - Literature

>>23441957
Piss in a can and drink it.

>Sort yourself out, Bucko
>And while you're at it, get me some god damn benzos

Btw janny is a tranny

>>16383808
>redditor STEMlords thinking it absolutely is perfect 100% of the time
These people need to be reminded of the meaning of words like
>model
>theory
>falsifiability
And that science is not reality, it's merely a tool to make sense of it, just like a photo is not the thing it portrays.

>>15678031
/lit/ doesn't read that much, and only the meme-able stuff. Proust is a very well-known novelist, but he's not part of the approachable mainstream like Dostoyevsky or Kafka (nor was he popularised 'online' by certain internet demagogues), so he can't be babby's first step into real literature. His main work is also terribly long, which is a turn off for the ADD-riddled gamer-readers of /lit/.

I love Proust myself, but the few times I've tried to discuss him on /lit/ the thread's died off after a dozen replies.

>be depressed, jobless
>grew up without a dad
>watch Peterson lectures on putting your life back on track
>it works because I really needed a daddy
>listen to his views on "Post-Modern Neo-Marxists"
>oh no, it's retarded

this picture is it for me. it's perfect. it never fails to make me giggle to the point of pissing myself.

I can see the scenario playing out perfectly in my mind. whether its peterson or myself who is found in the situation it is hysterical either way. I love the hair, the look on his face, the meta-awareness of the actual stream that it was capped from where he was blubbering about something to do with sexual relations or kindness or asking for donation too I think. it's just so fitting for the text.

the situation itself is hilarious. the perfect distillation of modern sexuality. the hilarious truth that you literally can';t be certain whether the cute girl you've just pulled at the club is really or a girl or some hot piece of boy-ass who's been dosing HRT since he was fourteen and is now ready to be the perfect little cum-slut. what a fucking world we live in haha!

"THAT'S CHAOS. THAT'S UNEXPLORED TERRITORY ... YOU'RE IN THE BELLY OF THE BEAST". I cackle like a loon because I can almost aurally hear him with his scuffed Kermit voice saying this to either himself or me like some sort of Jungian guardian angel trying to dissuade me or himself from fucking this trap. but the look in his eyes says it all. he already knows he's going to fuck the trap. I already know I'm going to fuck the trap. but he has to mention chaos first. he has to talk about archetypes and lobster hierarchies and run through his whole spiel before finally accepting that he's going to ravage some prime boipussy and maybe suck the feminine penis too. I know I would.

even though I'm a virgin, sometimes looking at this meme makes me want to make a Tinder or Grinder or something and go hunting for passable traps just so I can make this hilarious concept a reality. I don't think I'd be able to do it though. I think that if I pulled out my penis and the "girl" who I was about to fuck pulled out her penis I would just melt into maniacal laughter that would surely send her running for the cops, all while peterson rambles on in my brain about chaos and order and global capitalism.

i'm probably going to die a virgin but this picture almost makes it worth it.

>>12969692
Because recognising the presence of an oppressor vs oppressed dynamic in society isn't the only prerequisite for being a Marxist. The French Revolution, by that metric, was in fact a Marxist revolution because it toppled the oppressive lords and monarchs in favour of an all-inclusive humanism; the American Civil War was actually a Marxist revolution because they recognised the oppressor (slave-master) vs oppressed (slave) dynamic.

Or, in the flowery words of Peterson:
>The Lincolnites, following a moral defeat, realised that promoting Marxism was untenable and so they decided to perform a sleight-of-hand, saying 'well we'll get rid of the proletariat vs bourgeoisie and we'll just introduce emancipation politics! No longer is the struggle between worker and owner; it is now a struggle between slave and slave-master!'

>>12950846
>22 in a month and 2 days

>>12823476
On the contrary, morality was invented by the ruling classes to keep the proles in subjugation. 'Don't touch my riches;' they shout from their heap of marble and gold, 'after all, it would be theft!'
It is only with the rejection of morality that the masses can overthrow the despotic regimes which hold them in fetters.

>>12709999
Clean your room, bucko

>>12102894
Jordan Peterson is just the latest version of Alistair Crowley, Eliphas Levi or Peter Carrol.

His first book is pathetic, it only sold 500 copies before he was famous. In it he describes his intense attraction to his first cousin. He tells us to make sure we have balance between order and chaos, literally jedi philosophy.

As well as all of this, he drafted the UN Agenda 21.

Pls no more e-politics

>>11959766
This made me feel unreasonably sad. I think I'm fonna dip into my xanax supply.

>>11878109
It's nice down here even though the weather flip-flops from normal autumn day to middle of July. I'm currently working to get back into college after a psychotic episode left me a friendless husk. The faculty were really nice about it though.

A great thinker that will go down in history.... Praise KEK!

>>11792950
I have the every right to shit talk any pedophilic religion poisoning the minds of my people. Alt-right christfaggot kids are the worst new internet trend. Go back to fedora tipping, it was less cringy.

>>11772695
Imagine looking like such a pussy

Why do fascists pretend to read, and why is it always some /x/ bullshit?

>>11656203
based.
>yes I am a postmodern neo marxist

Who is the greatest intellect in the modern world?

>>11538987
This is good bait.

>>11524315
Now is as good a time as any to post this.

but how do i deal with chaos whithout a personality test