/lit/ - Literature

How do fuck do you get up in the morning lads?

>tfw smart enough to know you are stupid and nowhere near on being an intellectual while being mentally aware yourself but
>tfw not dumb enough to be ignorantly happy

>be at shakespeare festival downtown with my mom
>be seeing Merchant of Venice
>think I'm going to see decent, if amateurish, rendition of Shakespeare
>instead be forced to view a pandering, modernized version
>Prince of Morocco is Kanye West
>literally raps into scimitar's handle
>Prince of Arragon is Justin Bieber
>Portia and Nerissa are retarded gameshow bimbos
>Antonio and Bassiono are niggers
>Shylock's monologue about his pain of losing his daughter ruined by being sandwiched between two upbeat pop songs straight off 2013 billboard top 100
>background characters doing blow and taking selfies
>Jessica dresses up as a harry potter during her escape
>Crowd of curryniggers and middle-aged fags eat this up, laughing heartily
>Mom enjoys the play so I have to pretend to like it

Why do plebs have to ruin everything? I get that they don't want to do the work necessary to be a patrician. Really, I understand. But is it fucking necessary to make everything fucking awful so they can pretend to be cultured?