/lit/ - Literature

>>11662264
cringe

>>11633949
>>11633956

favourite book
>truthful answer: paradise lost
>answer i tell girls: ms dalloway
>answer i tell guys: st augstine's confessions

least enjoyable book
>complete works of oscar wilde
which is a shame, because it was actually quite good. but you should never read an authors complete works in one sitting because it becomes AWFULLY dull and predictable

why you came here:

university, first year. lying in bed with a friend, after watching a film. i nap next to her -- wasnt planning on making a move.
in the morning, i change my mind and go to stroke her shoulder, (and turn her to me and kiss her yada yada)

hand slipped and i ended up getting her tit out which she probably took as quite a ballsy move and went from there.
I was in a rush bc i had an exam that morning, and bj was taking a while (no fault to her) so went to protected sex, and then to unprotected sex.

I'd already P-in-V'd (house-party, 16, too drunk to finish, i wouldnt count it) and done other stuff, so i wasnt incompetent. she enjoyed it more than i did (i think surprisingly this is the general case)

ended up missing that exam.

we continued on-off for few months. a bit of a mess at points.

>Candide
>It's about a guy named Candide

>Micromegas
>It's about a guy named Micromegas

>Zadig
>It's about a guy named Zadig

He's perfect

>>10479584
Candide by Voltaire

Ahah suck it optimist cucks

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