/lit/ - Literature

>>12774137
>The Old Testament
>Generally known worldwide for centuries as the most profound book ever compiled
>People devote their lives to deciphering the immense wisdom put forth from tongue to tongue, from messiah to saint.
>Some people consider the book so great that they spend the vast majority of their waking hours in huge pantheons dedicated to the scripture and it's tales.
>Book considered so great that it is said to enlighten others who take special heed, guiding them thereafter into an afterlife of eternal reward
>Other books speak of times in history, such as the precursor to WWI, this book speaks of the creation of the entire universe and life itself
>Many consider every single answer to life to be found cryptically laid out in earnest.
>mfw first two or three pages in everything was perfect and then a woman ruined everything forever

>>11704613
>"so I get more publicity"
For being a whore?

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