/lit/ - Literature

>>10988238
>mfw I discovered this wonderful place as a freshman in college
>10 years later and I'm still a proud participant

Not even memeing. Despite all the shitposting this is a very sincere place where there are people that disagree with me and That's a Very Good Thing!

>>10702240
2/2

>Coffee in hand, he walked back to his desk and engaged his desktop, the video had uploaded and was now being rendered into his After Effects folder. It was a whopping 47 gigs and had no thumbnail for some damned reason. VLC took a while to load being the shit player it was, but eventually it started spitting out a framey, colorful, almost Winamp-esque swirl of tremuloid and fractal shapes, which slowly coalesced into recognizable figures, some human, some soup-like in stature and pose. The airmail dropped a load on his desk so He paused the video, funnily enough the frame where it paused look like a face from a tv commercial, unrecognizable at the moment, which for some reason made him want more coffee or maybe a Coke. The load was standard mail. Sweepstakes, bills, company memos, things he could let go. Eager to get back to work, he put on his goggles for better contrast but had not brought fresh needles or nose ampules. No Anesthetic this time but he would live. He phoned Jester, his next door cubicle to throw him one of his spare needles, preferably a fresh one. “No dice, bro. Here I wiped this one down.” as he chucked the needle over the pastel green felt division, a sprinkle of yellow and red landed and stained his shirt.

>It had certainly been one of the weirdest recordings He’d seen. Let alone recorded. Let alone rendered. Let alone watched. Most of it a slew of nonsensical spurts. Mad ramblings of irrelevant and idiosyncratic philosophers, lost or hidden episodes of obscure Japanese animation (Japanime for short) and very disturbing rape scenes of the ancestral kind, which in hindsight might have been part of the anime. Luckily After Effects marked the editable parts with its algorithm so he could easily cut it somewhere else. The good bits though, oh boy were those interesting. There were three vignettes, the first two were simple enough except they had a very realistic and almost paranormal atmosphere to them. Basically going out to pick up laundry and getting stopped by his cousin which was an alien that was back from vacation, the second a quick stint at a log cabin which would not stop screaming every time He would take any action within, even sitting would trigger the log cabin to scream in pain about it’s stomach or throat. These were rather tame compared to the third one, which D.J. decided to label “The Kanye Incident”.