/lit/ - Literature

>>20369396
my gf has that exact same haircut. I love her.

the jar of peanut butter sitting on my counter is lookin mighty pretty right about now. yeah im about two beers away from poppin it open, unzippin my barndoor, and turnin that chunky PB into extra creamy if ya catch my drift!

How about a riddle instead of a joke? What is both 13 and 50 at the same time?

>>17110907
fiction is bad because fiction is meant to be enjoyed, and /lit/ doesn't read for pleasure but rather to impress strangers on the internet and to seduce skinny college girls with dyed hair.

>>16871871
free tampons? what a bunch of bloody cunts!

>>15879958
no one reverts to their base instincts more than faggots, and living life "beyond morality" sounds grandiose when written down but put into practice all it means is a bunch of AIDS-riddled faggots buttfucking each other and trying to legalize pedophilia, like what Foucault did. his edgy philosophy left him a disgusting, withered down, lesion covered dead faggot and you will follow the same path unless you change yourself.

>>15523302
My books aren't edited and censored by a committee of leftist kikes. Wikipedia is.

>>15467115
I want to put a gun to her head and blow her fucking brains out.

>>15245115
idk about any of that gay philosophy shit, but I wanna throat fuck this jewess until cum shoots out her nose

>>15048793
write a line of verse comprised of five iambs.

>>14855969
belief systems literally are memes, nigger.

>>14586039
I like how libertarian/anarchist fags have turned "wanting to have a government" into a pejorative with the word "statist". Thank god you dumbass retards never win any elections.

>>14379825
I literally never claimed to be cool. But Fagbug clearly thinks he is, even though he looks like a high school nerd who needs to get his head shoved in a toilet.

>>14363357
yeah but the brain doesn't exist objectively; only your subjective perception of the brain exists ; )

Do words exist or were they just invented by humans?

>>14192895
the table doesn't exist; only your subjective perception of a table exists

>>14170498
You're right, it's coffee without cream. Or is it coffee without milk?

>>13877016
>>13877031
Interesting theories. Here's my theory: Marxists have a shit ideology and love to jack off their brains, so they use """technical jargon""" to sound impressive. Tongue my anus.