/lit/ - Literature

A continuation of 'The Master and Margarita', where the husband arrives home and tries to figure out what the hell is going on.

I will not study anything about the USSR in the 1930s, and will just make everything up. For instance:

>Stalin wears a fake beard and drives a night taxi, and mostly asks questions about Tukhachevsky. Everyone pretends they don't know it's Stalin, even though everyone knows it is. No one talks about it.
>The husband has a chow that escapes and steals people's shoes (original idea do not steal)
>A local judge constantly gives the verdict of "hooliganism with extreme cynicism", regardless of crime, and usually orders some form of chemical castration.
>Grandmaster Botvinnik is a serial arsonist, but because of his value as the USSR's best chess player and future world champion hope, the authorities look the other way
>The husband is actually the reincarnation of Max Stirner, and the ghost of Karl Marx attempts to warn the NKVD by poltergiesting shit, since a fully awakened Striner is the greatest threat to the USSR and communism

And so on.