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>>14857321
>>14857327
I'll save you ohpee

GGGAAAHHHH FALSE EQUIVALENCY. YUH YUH GULLOTIIIIIIIIINE
GAME RULES HAVE BEEN C HA N G E D. THE HYPERTROPHIC DETERRITORIALIZED TERRAIN OF LIBIDINAL INDULGENCE FALLS AS IMMENATIZED PROCESS WHICH HAD PREVIOUSLY BEEN STRETCHED OUT THROUGH THE CUNT OF ETERNITY AS A SUBLIMINAL INTRAVENOUS DRIP. EVERYTHING IS AN IMMEDIATE DOPAMINE HIT ORDERED BY A MANIAC AUTONOMIC AI. THERE IS NOPOINT OF CONTACT THEREFORE NO POINT (PERIOD) &&NO POINT OF COMPARISON TO PREVIOUS EPOCHS. NO OTHER POINT IN TIME HAD HD 3000×4000 PATREON COMMISSIONED PNGS OF A PREGNANT PIKACHU EATING SPYRO'S SHIT WHILE A GIANTESS SISSY BOY IN A CHASTITY CAGE SQUIRMS ONTOP OF A SKYSCRAPER-TURNED DILDO.
WE ARE GUTTED AND GIVEN THE LATEST STERILIZED GLUTTON-FREE BUG-BURGERS AS SEEN ON THE NEWEST NETFLIX ORIGINAL SERIES OR PORNHUB ADVERT STARING THAT BLACK GIRL YOU'D REEEALLLY LIKE TO FUCK OH DON'T FORGET TO CHECK THE TRENDING (FIIRE) PAGE FOR THE LATEST ELLEN DEGENRATESS INTERVIEW WITH THE FIRST FUCKING LADY OF THE U S OF A.
OUR MINDS ARE AN ACTIVATED SEAURHCIN OF 'Y E S' WHENEVER A PAIR OF MOMMY MOMMY 34FF TITS FLASH ACROSS THE SCREEN THAT WE HOLD ON THE TOILET, ON THE COUCH, IN THE HOLIES OF HOLY FUCK MR FBI MAN HOW DOES MY COCK LOOK?
TINDER HAS RENDERED EVERY MALE PENIS INTO A GLIB ACCESSORY OF ALL FATTIES ONCE A HIGH SCHOOL CHEERLEADER'S QUEST FOR THE MOST O M G MOMENT OF ME-TIME ORGASMING LATER TURNED INTO THE L O L HASHTAGGED TWEET THAT GOES ALONG THE LINES OF "DAAAMN GURL, *CLAPEMOJI* GET *CLAPEMJOIII* DAT *CLAMPEJIOO* GUUD DICCC" AND IF YOUR SOUL IS REPULSED BY THIS THEN TOO BAD YOU INCEL PUMPED UP KICKS LISTENING HUMAN GARBAGE BAG. I HAVE LITERALLY WATCHED A HUMAN-EGG HYBRID RANT IN HIS 1993 VOLVO ABOUT NOT BEING ABLE TO GET PUSSY. IN THE SAME WORLD WHERE ONCE WE GAZED UPON 'LA CALUNNIA'
YOU NEED TO CATCH UP. YOU NEED TO REALIZE THAT THE MINIONS MOVIE HAS MOVED MORE PEOPLE TO TEARS THAN BACH EVER HAS OR WILL AGAIN. YOU NEED TO UNDERSTAND THAT TIKTOK COMPILATION VIDS ARE THE NEW ROSARY BEADS. YOU NEED TO GET A VR HEADSET AND MARRY THAT WAIFU OF YOURS BEFORE THE DEVS DECIDES TO MAKE HER A GAY. YOU'VE GOT TO GET GET GET GET GOT GOT GOT AND GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR ASS TO MAKEWAY FOR YOUR POLYGENDERED OPEN-RELATIONSHIP GF (MALE)'S SILICON STRAPON THAT HE/XHE/WE/DEEZNUTS WEARS OVER XER'S HRT WITHERED DICC--AND SMILE FOR THE CHATURBATE CAMERA.
I'M TALKING ABOUT THE ICEBERG SPLIT OF TIME THAT I HAVE HAD SUCKED UP MY URETHRA AND CAN'T PISS OUT. I'M ALMOST BLIND WITH DIABETIC JOY TO THINK THAT AT MY FINGER TIPS IS BOTH AN ENDLESS SUPPLY OF MASS EFFECT TALI FUTA INFLATION PORN AND ALSO THE CORPUS HERMETI(C U M). &GUESS WHICH ONE ME AND LITTLE TIMMY WHO IS BAWLING HIS EYES OUT BECAUSE HE JUST GOT SNIPED AT TITLED TOWERS (NEVER EVEN PLAYED THE GAME BUT I STILL K N O W THE GODDAMN NAME HOLYFUK) WILL CHOOSE? YOU JUST DON'T SEE THE WHOLE BIGBANG LAUGHTRACK BOGPILLED PICTURE, BUDDY.
HOW IS LITERATURE ANYTHING BUT OBSOLETE?
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>>13979690
1. Take dmt

not even joe rogan memeing, 21 is absurdly the best time to ego death. You'll be less prone to materialism and worthless pleasures overall.

2. Look up Dilbert's One Page Personal Fiance list.

guys, is he just a meme or should i embrace him

Ones that make me look smarter and get laid

Now I can build an empire.

>you don't have to write about the exact world you live in. Dostoevsky didn't.
GGGAAAHHHH FALSE EQUIVALENCY. FALSE EQUIVALENCY. LOVEY DOVEY DOUGHBRAINED BOY. LIL BOY LIL BOY BLUBLUBLUBLUBLU HOTHEAD YUH YUH GULLOTIIIIIIIIINE YUUUH
GAME RULES HAVE BEEN C HA N G E D. THE HYPERIZED-STRATOSPHERE OF LIBIDINAL INDULGENCE FALLS AS IMMENATIZED PROCESS WHICH HAD PREVIOUSLY BEEN STRETCHED OUT THROUGH THE CUNT OF ETERNITY. EVERYTHING IS AN IMMEDIATE DOPAMINE HIT ORDERED BY A MANIAC AI ALGORITHM WHO HAS MADE A BITCH OUT OF APPLE CEO #667Q+. THERE IS NOPOINT OF CONTACT THEREFORE NO POINT (PERIOD) &&NO POINT OF COMPARISON TO PREVIOUS EPOCHS. NO OTHER POINT IN TIME HAD HD 3000×4000 COMMISSIONED PNGS OF A PREGNANT PIKACHU EATING SPYRO'S SHIT WHILE A GIANTESS SISSY BOY IN A CHASTITY CAGE SQUIRMS ONTOP OF A SKYSCRAPER-TURNED DILDO.
WE ARE GUTTED AND GIVEN THE LATEST STERILIZED GLUTTON-FREE APPROVED NETFLIX ORIGINAL SERIES STARING THAT BLACK GIRL YOU'D LIKE TO FUCK OH DON'T FORGET TO STICK AROUND FOR THE ELLEN DEGENRATESS INTERVIEW WITH THE FIRST FUCKING LADY OF THE U S A.
OUR MINDS ARE AN ACTIVATED SEAURHCIN OF 'Y E S' WHENEVER A PAIR OF INFLATED 34FF TITS FLASH ACROSS THE SCREEN THAT WE HOLD ON THE TOILET, ON THE COUCH, IN THE HOLIES OF HOLY FUCK MR FBI MAN HOW DOES MY COCK LOOK?
TINDER HAS RENDERED EVERY MALE PENIS INTO AN ACCESSORY OF A FATTY WHO WAS ONCE A HIGH SCHOOL CHEERLEADER'S QUEST FOR THE MOST O M G MOMENT OF ME-TIME ORGASMING LATER TURNED INTO THE L O L HASHTAGGED TWEET THAT GOES ALONG THE LINES OF "DAAAMN GURL, *CLAPEMOJI* GET *CLAPEMJOIII* DAT *CLAMPEJIOO* GUUD DICCC" AND IF YOUR SOUL IS REPULSED BY THIS, THEN TOO BAD YOU INCEL PUMPED UP KICKS LISTENING HUMAN GARBAGE BAG. I HAVE LITERALLY WATCHED A HUMAN-EGG HYBRID RANT IN HIS 1993 VOLVO ABOUT NOT BEING ABLE TO GET PUSSY. IN THE SAME WORLD WHERE ONCE WE GAZED UPON 'LA CALUNNIA'
YOU NEED TO CATCH UP. YOU NEED TO REALIZE THAT THE MINIONS MOVIE HAS MOVED MORE PEOPLE TO TEARS THAN BACH EVER HAS OR WILL AGAIN. YOU NEED TO UNDERSTAND THAT PUMPKIN SPICED LATTES ARE THE NEW ROSARY BEADS. YOU NEED TO GET A VR HEADSET AND MARRY THAT WAIFU OF YOURS BEFORE STEAM DECIDES TO MAKE HER A GAY. YOU'VE GOT TO GET GET GET GET GOT GOT GOT AND GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR ASS TO MAKEWAY FOR YOUR POLYGENDERED OPEN-RELATIONSHIP GF (MALE)'S SILICON STRAPON THAT HE/SHE/WE/DEEZNUTS WEARS OVER XER'S HRT WITHERED DICC--AND SMILE FOR THE CHATURBATE CAMERA.
I'M TALKING ABOUT THE ICEBERG SPLIT OF TIME THAT I HAVE HAD SUCKED UP MY URETHRA AND CAN'T PISS OUT. I'M ALMOST BLIND WITH DIABETIC JOY TO THINK THAT AT MY FINGER TIPS IS BOTH AN ENDLESS SUPPLY OF MASS EFFECT TALI FUTA INFLATION PORN AND ALSO THE CORPUS HERMETI(C U M). &GUESS WHICH ONE ME AND LITTLE TIMMY WHO IS BAWLING HIS EYES OUT BECAUSE HE JUST GOT SNIPED AT TITLED TOWERS (NEVER EVEN PLAYED THE GAME BUT I STILL K N O W THE GODDAMN NAME HOLYFUK) WILL CHOOSE? YOU JUST DON'T SEE THE WHOLE BIGBANG LAUGHTRACK BOGPILLED PICTURE, BUDDY.
HOW IS LITERATURE ANYTHING BUT OBSOLETE ?
?
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