/lit/ - Literature

I love being a right wing socialist so much bros. Ordinary conservatives get angry that you're too radical and want an integral state instead of yet another rehash of libertarianism, and that you want to create a new aristocracy of warrior-monks instead of trying to resurrect some old oligarchic pseudo-aristocracy that has been dead for centuries anyway. Left-wingers get angry at you for not going to Neoliberal University for 18 years like them to study some failed commune or subvariant of Trotskyism that requires everybody to become genderless nymphoids and free your orgones first. You're allowed to just appeal directly to the workers and the middle class, with appeals that actually make sense, like family, fatherland, culture, religion, race, NOT "free market" cringe pushed by grifter foreigners whose friends are all bankers and Silicon Valley homos. You don't have to hem and haw about live and let live with trannies and schizophrenic hobos pissing on themselves and shooting up next to people's kids.

You don't have to resort to implausible wishful thinking like "it's just more RATIONAL for us all to join one big union and be best friends! It'll happen eventually! The whole world will unite in universal post-religious post-national post-gender sisterhood any day now!" You can just say "Your nation is being poisoned from within, so you should probably smash the monsters responsible for it. You can rely on your fellow evil-smashers in the next country over, because they love their country as much as you love yours, and everybody hates monsters." You don't have to hate anything good and beautiful, or love anything ugly and evil. You don't have to train yourself to be a snarky little bitch online and performatively scoff at things that are beautiful, like classical architecture or the sweet religiosity of grannies.

Everything hangs together, everything makes sense, there's no forcing anything or reeducating yourself to believe counterintuitive things through force of samokritika. Instead, more of an integralist, or fascist, or distributist, or national socialist or national syndicalist you get, the more everything makes sense, the more all the bad ugly things reveal themselves to be working together and the good beautiful things reveal themselves to be interconnected. It's a progressive opening of the eyes instead of a twisting of the will. Trannies are all pedophiles? And the bankers all support the trannies? And companies that want to sell you poisonous addictive candy juice and spread pornography everywhere are all interwoven with the bankers?? Huh! Interesting coincidences! Conversely, I can appreciate classical forms and quaint premodern aesthetics without feeling like I'm being "naive?" I can revere nature, and agrarian hardiness, and good leadership, and manly courage, and the beauty of family and motherhood, without constantly being attacked for being a naive old-fashioned square? Wow!

Become a right wing socialist today!