/lit/ - Literature

>upload my immortal consciousness
I hate this trope.

>no mention of The Israel Lobby and U.S. Foreign Policy
/lit/ get your shit together

me after realizing a thread died for this after five seconds

>>11977750

*turns page of IJ to page 926*

Only 55 more pages to go.

>so what do you do for fun anon?

>reading mostly

>oh, like 50 shades of grey haha jk

>ha

>do you play video games though?

>no

>oh

Hold on guys...

WTF even are decimals? Like what does "1.5" even mean? How could something be not 1 or 2 but something "in the middle"? What the hell does that mean?

>>9940721
i read a fiction novel

"Dude, somebody already wrote this book; it was called 'The catcher In The Rye'."

>>7856227
it all makes sense now

>>6076097
How to win friends and influence people.

>>5266696
>>christian rock

Can we have a comfort reading/guilty pleb pleasures thread?

I'm going to be on sick leave for a month, heavily medicated, with the focus and attention span of a fruit fly. And I desperately need something to distract myself from the misery.

What book would you bring your friend who is stuck lying in a hospital?

>>3997823
I did the latter myself, I couldn't stop thinking about it and eventually I guess I became adjusted to the idea.

I just look at death and the moments before death as something I can't know. I do fear death at the moment, but that should be how things are, I'm young and there are still so many things I want to do. But I have no idea how I'll feel about death when my life is near it's end, I may even look forward to it.

Now the portion maybe atheists won't like, I look at death as a new experience. Once again, I don't know how this new experience will be like, in the same way my younger self couldn't comprehend what my adult self and life would be and feel like. So for me basically, when death comes it comes.

>>3322702
Fuck you, I would've headbutted the shit out of it.

>>3231610
>translation
0/10, I'm literally coughing up blood.

>>3226342

What the hell did I just watch?

Please tell me this is a joke.

>I write like
>Dan Brown

please... pull the plug...