/lit/ - Literature

>25 years old
>manager of his own JJB Sports branch
>married a slag he pulled on a night out 2 years ago
>owns a brand new Audi (on finance)
>owns his own Barratt Home (with a mortgage)

You incels must be pretty jealous of Deano

Will Deano culture produce anything of literary merit?

Eventually the great Deano novel will be written as portrayal of different classes has always been a thing in literature. The question is now what will the great Deano novel be about?

What books do Deano and the lads read?

What books do Deano and the lads read?

What books and philosophy do Deano and the lads read?

What kind of books does Deano like?

What are Deano-core books?

A better explanation would basically be like a Chav except they have ten more IQ points compared to the typically Chav that was prominent last decade. They aren't really traditional working class anymore but they think they are better than those below them while ironically despising the wealthy and elite while imitating a false sense of poshness on social media. Deano's sole existance is striding to prove he's middle class when he's not and arguing with Chav while ironically both of them are trying to appear more sophisticated than they are by posting selfies of them having avocado and hummus with tonight's food.
They typically go on holiday to trashy places like the worst parts of Spain(costa del sol, Ibiza, Mallorca),or Greece(Kavos). Deano doesn't care about religion since it is for nerds and benders but when Christmas rolls around they suddenly become good loving Christians.
I should also mention that Deano is that type of person who would make fun of anons for reading in general or reading stuff like manga, comics, fantasy like ASOIAF or Harry Potter before they became incredibly popular but as soon as they have popular blockbuster movie adaptation or TV series they'll instantly pretend to have liked it all along while treating it as their religion but will forget about it the moment the series wraps up and move onto the next trend. Basically you see all that Harry Potter related furniture crap and clothing you see in stores like Ikea? Deano buys that.

What are some books that perfectly capture Deano lifestyle in modern Britain?

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A "house" designed to collapse in to dust one year before the mortgage is paid off.