/lit/ - Literature

>"So, Severus lets try to get through this again shall we, i just want to fully understand the situation" Dumbledore said calmly
>a 16 year old Snape stops shivering and crying for a second trying to speak
>"W-w-Well you see professor"
>Cries
>"I-i-I was trying to find a way to talk to Lilly again, its been so long since she would talk to me, so i took some polyjuice potion with Molly Prewett's hair in it so i could make it up the stairs to the Griffendor female dorm an-and"
>Cries
>"Do try Severus" Dumbledore says softly, his smile caring and understanding
>"Yes, of course." Snape stiffens back up and sniffs through long straight nose
>"Well when i entered the room i saw Lilly..."
>"I Saw Lilly naked, surrounded by animals."
>"What animals Severus?"
>"A deer, a rat, and a dog I think..."
>The room is dead silent
>"What was she doing with the deer and ra-" Dumbledoor is cutt off
>"THE DEER WAS POUNDING HER DEEP IN THE ASSHOLE IN DOG STYLE POSITION, THE DOG WAS LICKING AND BITING AT HER TITS AND THE RAT, THE RAT.-"
>*SOBS*
>"THE RAT WAS TWIRLING AROUND INSIDE HER VIRGIN HOLE! IT WAS MOVING AND TWISTING IN THERE! THE JUICES FLOWINNG FRESH AND STAINING THE BED, MY GOD ALL THAT PISS-"
>*SOBS*
>"AND WHEN I SAW IT I SCREAMED AND THEY ALL TURNED, AND THEN THE DEER TURNED INTO JAMES POTTER, AND THE DOG INTO THE KID WHO MADE ME DRINK THE CHEMICAL CASTRATION POTION AND I RAN BUT THEY CAUGHT ME TOOK HER AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN INFRONT OF, INFRONT OF..."
>He began to sob loudly, Dumbledore's office completely quiet aside from that and the sound of the sorting hat lightly mumbling anti-muggle slurs in its sleep.
>after a moment Snape lifted his head and looked dumbledore dead in the eyes
>pic related his expression
>"That is the funniest god-damn thing i have ever heard in my life."
>"Now get out of my office, you're expelled."
>"F-f-FOR WHAT HEAD MASTER?!?!"
>"For breaking into the Gryffindor girls dormitory you absolute INSANE TRANNY PERVET SEVERUS!

>imagine being as obsessed as the person who made that picture