/lit/ - Literature

After deep research, I have determined that, to be "born in sin," one must first be born; therefore: it is reasonable to assume that babies who die or are aborted before birth are *not* "born in sin," and, therefore, possibly exempt from damnation. I'm not exactly sure if they're "saved" or not, but, assuming a loving God, it's likely that they are.

That said, I just got a trolltastic idea...

>bring bible and holy water to abortion clinic
>hang around outside
>meet women
>don't judge
>offer to baptize their unborn babies
>so they don't go to hell after getting aborted
>no big deal
>just going to say some prayers first
>then use this turkey baster
>to squirt holy water up inside your womb
>to baptize your soon-to-be-murdered child
>in the womb
>collect tears
>possibly even prevent several abortions
>videorecord the entire thing
>upload to youtube
>go viral
>get followers and copycats
>found a new church
>new church's main mission:
>prenatal/preabortion in-eutero baptism
How do you like me now?

>>22236347
>he's trying to bait me into revealing the names of my victims and the locations of their murders because he's a federal glownigger

Nice try, but I'll keep my secrets, thank you very much. Oh, by the way... how's Pam?