/lit/ - Literature

Fun adventure kino?

>You are fallen from Him like sparks from the flame. A dark wind blows, and you are soon to flicker out.
How is Bakker so good at making fake Bible passages?

The police police police police.

Why is Wheel of Time so redpilled?

>>20190358

>their tongues battled for dominance

Another thread for the Bakker chads.

Bakker.

The only good fantasy prose is tolkien. All of you trannies can shut the fuck up.

Protip: If you want to instantly double your audience for your online self published story, tease gay shit. Then at the end subvert it just to fuck with them.

>>16300895
>Got my dick fondled by femworms in my coffin
Later virgins

pro-tip: for all you masterbators out there who have trouble reading heady stuff like philosophy after fapping, always try to be reading something that's difficult and requires a clear mind while also reading something on the side that's easy and a breeze to read, that way after you fap instead of feeling too burnt out to read you can take a break with some easy reading material and not just waste time on the internet or on video games

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>>9860616
Start with the Greeks

Prince of Nothing is fucking spectacular so far, lads. Almost through Warrior Prophet, and I'm loving the voyage to squash heathen scum with a sociopath, an overcompensating homo, and a fat wizard.

Am I supposed to take the gritty parts seriously, though? They just end up making me laugh.
>plot point of Cnauir being a homo comes up in the first book
>seems to get dropped
>he's banging chicks
>figure his tribesmen just called him a fag for the bantz
>suddenly realize he buttfucked Moenghus
I lost my shit.

>>9443514
>not making the most of your time at work
I hardly even put effort into my job anymore. I just listen to stories.

>>9309033
>tfw i have a patrician name

Love evolved as a way to lock the male to the female so that the male would actually stick around long enough to raise the kid. This is why females cannot love the way males can. They have no such mechanism.

t. STEMlord

>>9079824
>he doesn't get comfy in bed and read a hundo pages before sleeping
You fags are the worst

>>9036667
The novel I'm writing.

Also, how big of a turnoff is it if the protagonist is a fag, /lit/?

>>8213956
I read through a handful of his short stories when I was doped up on painkillers after an operation. The story where all of the wizard dude's friends turn into girls as part of some conspiracy against the male sex was a wild fuckin ride.

>>7322350
>plebs feeling inferior

>tfw I wake up on a September afternoon and remember college is over
>all I have to do is wait for the night shift, do what's required of me, come home, and write
>never have to have cuck professors call my work "problematic" again
>never have to hear classmates unironically discuss rape culture
>never have to hear the term 'feminist' being used as a seal of approval in relation to a work of literature again
Who /graduate/ here and happy to be free from the cuckoldry of college?

>tfw of all the possible permutations and laws that could govern reality, they just happen to be the handful that we exist within
>tfw we will never know the origin of creation and exist within an impossible world
>tfw nothing makes any sense but we try to solve it anyway
Isn't everything beautiful, /lit/? Life, the world, the things that make up the universe. None of it makes sense. It's great that everything's so absurd when you sit down and think about it for a second.