/lit/ - Literature

There's a big holler tree down the road here from me
Where you lay down a dollar or two
Well you go round the bend and when you come back again
There's a jug full of good ole mountain dew
Oh they call it that ole mountain dew
And them that refuse it are few
I'll shut up my mug if you fill up my jug
With some good ole mountain dew
Now my uncle Nort, he's sawed off and short
He measures about four foot two
But he thinks he's a giant when you give him a pint
Of that good ole mountain dew
Well my ole aunt Jill bought some brand new perfume
It had such a sweet smellin' pew
But to her surprise when she had it analyzed
It was nothin' but good ole mountain dew
Well the preacher rolled by with his head heisted high
Said his wife had been down with the flu
And he thought that I ought just to sell him a quart
Of that good ole mountain dew
Well my brother Bill's got a still on the hill
Where he runs of a gallon or two
Now the buzzards in the sky get so drunk, they can't fly
From smellin' the good ole mountain dew
Oh they call it that ole mountain dew
And them that refuse it are few
I'll shut up my mug if you fill up my jug
With some good ole mountain dew

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOOGOqTn9Fo
How ya holding up /lit/?

Was Officer Buford T. Justice the most underrated thinker of the 20th century? Is he a man whose ideals we should aspire to become?

>faithful officer of the law
>respected by the youth
>recognized the already deteriorating social structure of late 20th century America
>did not tolerate any form of communism
>family man
>never gives up in his pursuit of maintaining social order at any cost
>will not tolerate the humiliation of his son by a New Jersey Jewess
>recognizes that the negroid lacks the capability to implement the necessary skill of upholding law and order
>contains not the slightest hint of any recognized imprint of universalist principles
>does not give way to any form of cynicism or nihilism
>proud southern man upholding his ancestor's legacy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ciUV77AzIB4