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What if Hina someday appears in front of you and she proposes to you, would you accept? would you decline?

She will love you and devote her life to you eternally but you also have to deal with misfortune

>> No.9999003

That's not canon

>> No.9999012

Even with allowances for fantasy, that would still be an astoundingly unlikely turn of events.

>> No.9999018

I-I don't know. I have someone (not 3D), but Hina is an amazing character. She's one of the few touhous whose canon personality I actually like. I don't want to make her sad either. I would take in the misfortune so that she didn't have to.

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>>9999000
>9999000

>> No.9999028

it's like a dream come true

>> No.9999029

>>9999025
Soon

>> No.9999031

Sure, what's the worst that could happen.

>> No.9999035

>>9999000
I'd tell her to give me a trial period so I can see how badly the bad luck oozing from her body effects my life.

>> No.9999039

Only if she let me use her body whenever I want.

>> No.9999048

>>9999035
It can't be worse than it already is.

>> No.9999053

>>9999048
My base luck points are pretty low so I'll probably choke on my coffee and die one morning with someone around making my luck even lower.

>> No.9999082

>>9999000
>deal with misfortune
Do you know which board on which you are posting?, Because I do not think you understand on which board you are posting.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gzN4pZWJGmA

>> No.10000268

>>9999082
I don't get it.

>> No.10000408

Don't you guys get it?! She got quads and trips! IN ONE POST!!! IT ISNT MISFORTUNE THAT WILL BE BESTOWED UPON YOU! IT WILL BE THE BEST OF LUCK!! I say yes hina! I will love you forever and ever! Back off fuckers, she's mine!

>> No.10000411

>>10000408
She is cursed with the misfortune of having fans as idiotic as you.

>> No.10000496

I'd decline

she'd probably get super cancer and I'd have to take care of her for all eternity

>> No.10000528

I thought that she controlled misfortune, not that she was some unlucky nerd who oblivious wreaked havoc wherever she went.

>> No.10000531

>>10000528
She Green Mile's other people's misfortune.

>> No.10000545

SPIMSPINSPINSPINSPINSPINSPINSPINSPINSPIN
I'm pretty sure all that spinning turned her retarded, so no.

>> No.10000584
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of course I would accept, and then I'd brush her hair and give her a massage and then take her to see a movie and get ice cream and I would drive very slowly so I don't get in another car accident.
I fucking love Hina, gonna go masturbate furiously to her.

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>> No.10000688 [DELETED] 

>>10000531
Then why isnt she a nigger

>> No.10000880

>>10000637
moar
fapfapfap

>> No.10000894

>>9999000
Of course yes

She is mai waifu

>> No.10001250

>>9999999

i want to see it

>> No.10001256

>>10001250
It was something about voting for Obama. I am not kidding.

>> No.10001266

>>10001256

thats disappointing

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10001302

i'd still do it

>> No.10001310

>>10001302
Does this mean I will have to lock her in a bunker enchanted to contain misfortunbe a week out of every month?

>> No.10001315

>>10001310
She has blessed tampons that seal the leaking misfortune.
He should have waited until post-menstrual when their hormones and sex drive go through the roof.

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I can't handle such a warm smile...

>> No.10001596

Nope, sorry. Can we just be friends?

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>>10001315
ara ara~

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>>9999000
>9999
>000

yes crazy hina

i am already cursed o oblivian

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10002425

Sure.

>> No.10002828

>>10002397
Someone translated this? Links please

>> No.10002867

>>10002828
You apparently know what it is, so you should also know where to find the translation. Even if you don't you can also ExHentai file search.

>> No.10002887

>>10002828
http://www.google.com/searchbyimage?image_url=http://thumbs.4chan.org/jp/thumb/1352212814965s.jpg

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>>10002867
yeah, I know what it is (it's not hentai) and where to find the complete original version, but that is the only page I've ever seen translated into english and I'm looking for the thing.
Reverse image search only gives links to korean translations and untrustworthy looking hentai sites.

Also, here's a cute picture of Hina.

>> No.10003083

>>10003057
Reverse image searching worked fine on ExHentai, which is the first thing you do for an unknown manga.

And if you know of it then didn't it occur to you to check Gaku? The place a lot of Touhou non-H translations come from?

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>>10003083
exhentai just gives sadpanda, since i've never bothered to make an account and this is the first time I've heard of Gaku.
Anyway, I found it now. Thanks.

>> No.10003215

I'd ask her why. Nobody shows up out of nowhere offering a marriage proposal without a motive.

>> No.10003250

>>10003215
Love at first sight?

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>>10003215
NO LOGIC ALLOWED HERE.

>> No.10003304

>>10003250

Love, I ain't got to explain shit

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>>10003057
fuck that's like my favorite cute Hina picture

>>10003215
it's given that she will love and devote her life to you. didn't your teachers ever tell you to read the entire question before answering?

>> No.10003327

>>10003250
She better be bringing me a decent dowry if she wants me to put up with the bad luck she will bring with her.

>> No.10003335

>>10003320
Yes but it wouldn't be possible for me to know that. There will always be a lingering doubt in the back of my mind that she wants something.

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>>10003335
but it's in the question. in OP's hypothetical situation, there is a 100% chance that she will love and devote her life to you.

she might also want the dick, though.

>> No.10003374

I'm too unfortunate for that to happen

>> No.10003377

>>10003364
I would always be suspicious no matter what the guarantee was. Maybe the magic that made it happen will wear off one day or maybe it was all an elaborate prank. That's just me though.

>> No.10003432

>>9999000
I already have misfortune to put up with, I'm sure a little more wont hurt..
>>9999053
Crap, Didn't think of it like that.

>> No.10003494

Sometimes, when I'm not very busy looking for the truth of life at the bottom of the glass, I think about it. And I'm wondering: what kind of twisted mind you'll need to find beauty in the wrecked shell that I see in the mirror every morning? What monstrosities a living soul must experience to stretch its standards and preferences wide enough for me to fit in? A fast glimpse in the general direction of the answer gives me shivers. I'd rather stick to my lone existence in this dusty tomb.

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>>10003494
deep

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