/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

Would you date a fujoshi?

[Anonymous No.]

eww gross

[Anonymous No.]

No,I would rather date a normal woman.

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>>9990351
>date a normal woman.
That's a bit extreme.

[Anonymous No.]

Do women ignored by everyone actually exist in Japan?

There are some here in the west, but it's really rare;

[Anonymous No.]

why are they so ugly?

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>>9990357
http://kohada.2ch.net/wmotenai/

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>>9990366
translate it, weeb

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>>9990366
isn't it full of male nerds and pedos?

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>>9990344
Perhaps. If they can take it very easy.

Then again, most NEETs are solitary creatures. It would bevery tempting to just stop talking to her one day.

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>>9990372
The title of the board basically means unpopular women.

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>>9990382
a board for christmas cake,how sweet...

[Anonymous No.]

As a yurifag I would.

[Anonymous No.]

kimoi

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>>9990344

I would give her all the love of the world if you know what I mean.

[Anonymous No.]

Only if she also looked nerdy. I've lately found myself attracted to nerdy looking girls. It'd be nice if she were really perverted, but not slutty.

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>>9990366
>生理が来たらageるスレ
>23周期目

Well, it's still better than /jp/.

[Anonymous No.]

Yes.

Absolutely.

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>>9990366
>【チビ】低身長150cm以下の喪女集まれ 5

Less than 1,5m?
No thanks, I prefer dying as a virgin

[Anonymous No.]

>>9990429
>>9990496
translate it weebs

[Anonymous No.]

>>9990521
> Sure Ru physiological age came
> 23 second cycle

and

> 5 Atsumareru woman mourning following short stature 150cm [Chibi]

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>>9990366
>Cute but unpopular
>Don't understand why
How is that even possible?

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>>9990344

Possibly, but I hear they're not really into men.

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>>9990366
Is this a girls-only japanese /r9k/?

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>>9990384
I would think being solitary would be a good feature of a girl friend. We could basically keep doing what we would normally do, but it would be nice to have someone else around every now and then for things that can't be done alone. I can't imagine dating a normal girl and having to keep her entertained with no alone time for myself.

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>>9990564
>「男性」又は「彼氏がいる人、彼氏がいた人、もてる女性、既婚者」の
投稿は一切禁止です


Yeah, that sounds about right.

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>>9990408
So many things this statement could imply.

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>>9990528
I would very much enjoy having a very short wife, since it would be like legal pedophilia, but I could not bring myself to do something so cruel to my children.

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>>9990591
The problem would be whether you both feel like doing something at the same time.

[Anonymous No.]

I like a face with character.
I'd date her and love her.

[Anonymous No.]

>would you date a woman, a member of the sex that's been scientifically proven to act based on emotion alone, and be prone to extreme irrationality, violent outbursts, and utter lack of trust?

No, no thank you.

[Anonymous No.]

I knew a girl that looked like that in high school. She was a fujoshi, too. She also wanted my dick, but I didn't make a move because of my autism.

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>>9990564
>好きな人と話してたら、Aちゃんがきた
>Aちゃんが話にはいってから好きな人が楽しそうな笑顔になった
>テンションもあがった気がする
>死にたい

So fucking beta.

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>>9990603
Why not go to a country where paedophilia is legal and rent a prostitute?

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>>9990688
All the countries where paedophilia is fine are the same countries where women have to wear burqas and prostitutes get stoned to death.

NO THANK YOU !!

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>>9990668

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>>9990692
The prostitutes get stoned to death. So you just have sex with them, report them, and collect the money from their dead body. It's a win win situation, no?

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>>9990702
Who are you reporting them to if they are getting killed? The mafia?

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>>9990698
It's funny because it's only funny when a loser nerd says it.

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>>9990702
I'd imagine their pimp would have something to say about that

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>>9990688
>Why not go to a country where paedophilia is legal and rent a prostitute?

Because I am a good Christian, anonymous, and so I wouldn't do something immoral like having sexual relations with a prostitute.

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>>9990526
Why am I not in Japan yet?
I'm almost sure almost everyone in jp would be able to get a girl in Japan.
And even talk about touhou in the after sex, call her by a touhou name, etc

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>>9990722
>I am a good Christian
What are you doing here?

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>>9990688
First of all, that's still illegal, you would be arrested when you return home.

Secondly, they aren't any places that let you sleep with girls under the age of ten.

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>>9990722
The Bible had a ton of prostitutes in it and they all turned out okay.

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>>9990526
This is very common in Japan.

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>>9990692
>All the countries where paedophilia is fine are the same countries where women have to wear burqas and prostitutes get stoned to death.
>>9990702
>The prostitutes get stoned to death.

That's not true. Prostitution in Islamic countries uses a not-actually-valid loophole in Islamic law, where you and the prostitute sign a contract that the two of you will be "married" for exactly an hour, after which you divorce her.

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>>9990731
But look at what happened to the guys they slept with....

[Anonymous No.]

Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9990688
loli prostitutes are lewd.
Your supposed to have sex because you and your loli love each other

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>>9990734
Oh I get it now. So you can have sex with minors in Islamic countries because you're technically "married" to them?

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>>9990740
Yes.

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>>9990734
This is like Japan soap house loophole?

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>>9990698
Shut up, cunt

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>>9990740
Of course. The prohet Muhammad had a harem of delicious brown lolis, after all.

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>>9990754
Would you become a muslim if it meant you could have a harem of little girls?

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>>9990754
I don't think fondle is a correct translation...

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>>9990754
I don't understand all these racist nerds hating our true brothers. Maybe if we let more of them into our countries they will demolish our absurd consent laws.

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>>9990754
If arabs used to be white why did they mix with the niggers?

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>>9990763
I personally want to let millions of muslims into America and watch them rape and pillage.

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>>9990770
Arabs have always been caucasian, doofus. Thanks to Hitler we only think of northern ice monkeys as white.

[Anonymous No.]

Fuck off /pol/ and /int/ go back to your own fucking boards

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>>9990770
The Arabs had black slaves centuries before any other non-blacks did. If you had a little brown slave girl, how could you resist race-mixing with her?

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>>9990780
I would race mix and kill any mutt children she had.

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>>9990785
You must be jew here.

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>>9990785
What the fuck is wrong with /jp/ today?
I'm sure we are getting raided. Every thread is turning into a /pol/ discursion.

Do your fucking job meido.

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>>9990764
Why not?

It's not like he didn't do lewd things with his 9-year-old wife:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aisha#Marriage_to_Muhammad

Married couples are supposed to do lewd things, right?

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What, I would do the typical skank mistake and try to `cure' someone? Feh...

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>>9990779
>Arabs have always been caucasian

Not anymore. Now they are full of nigger

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>>9990796
Have you seen the thread about touhou 13.5 gameplay video? For me, this comes as no surprise.

[Anonymous No.]

I'd date her.
And I'd marry her.
As long as we're talking Japanese fujoshi and not a fucking murrican weeb girl.
Fuck that.

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>>9990796
Hasn't just been today. This sort of thing is increasingly common as of late. Which is odd, because I don't think there's a lot of overlap between this board and /pol/.

The only thing I can think of is that maybe American election season has created a lot of /pol/ threads on /v/, /a/, and /sp/ who then, in turn, bring it over here. It's like disease vectors: the neighbors get a bad case of /pol/ and then the crossboard mosquitoes spread it over here when they come to shitpost.

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>>9990788
You would be a horrible master. Imagine how sad your loli would be after you killed her children.

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>>9990847
They're the same thing.

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>>9990764
>I don't think fondle is a correct translation...

Do you think it should be "lovingly caress"?

[KING OF /jp/ !2K23m85knQ No.]

>>9990847

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>>9990871
No they aren't. murrican weebs are far more irritating and have shit taste. Even if the fujoshi was the most irritating kind, she'd have better taste than your average female weeb landwhale.

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>>9990891
They also eat the healthy food their mother cooks for them. At most they're like patchy.

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>>9990861
You won't brainwash me kike!
/jp/ - Jewish Propoganda

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>>9990899
>They're like patchy

Where do I sign up

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>>9990899
Patchy a shit.

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>>9990899
exactly.

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>>9990891
There are annoying shits and people with decent taste in both places. The only real difference is the good would have more access to shit. If anything, you'd be the knowledgeable annoying faggot.

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>>9990907
Whatever dude, like I fucking care. We're talking about a hypothetical here.
Hypothetically speaking, I'd rather date a gook fujoshi and not a landwhale murrican weeb.

Why are you so butthurt about it?

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>>9990917
Because you're a retarded weeb who thinks shit is better just because it's Japanese.

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>>9990921
Wow, you totally know who I am. I'm sure you could infer everything about my personality from a statement I made on the internet.
Take it easy.

>>>/a/

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>>9990932
YO BRO I HAVE A RIGHT TO BE HERE TOO

YOU DON'T FUKKEN KNOW ME BRO

#YOLO

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>>9990935
>>>/tumblr/

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>>9990932
He's right, though. A western fujoshi is just as bad as a japanese fujoshi. Only a weeaboo mentality would lead someone to believe otherwise.

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>>9990900
Curses! Foiled again!

Now back to /bun/ to plot my revenge!

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>>9990937
I bet you would eat a Japanese person's shit, since if it was Japanese it must be good.

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>>9990344
well, at least she looks better than most fujoshi, or what one would usually expect fujoshi to look like.

not 10/10 stunningly pretty, but kinda cute.

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What's with people thinking that racism on /jp/ is something new? It's been around as long as the board itself has, and I personally attribute it to the overlap between /jp/ and /prog/.

[Anonymous No.]

I would only date a Korean girl, not some pig Jap.

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>>9990950
not him but i have a scat fetish so if the girl was cute, yes.

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>>9990962
You're right. What's worse is _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ Surprise!!! _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ so yeah, we're pretty much fucked...

[Anonymous No.]

I totally would.

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>>9990921
Actually he's saying shit is better because it's not 'merrifat.

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>>9990992
Fuck off with your summer meme.

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>>9990907
Sure 'merrifat. Have fun with your "freedom" you trapped goi.

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>>9991002
>>9991004
Isn't it past your bed-time in Europe?

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>>9991001
You're just mad you don't know how to >shitpost like a pro.

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>>9990344

>when they were bullying me, they used to call me "gross"

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>>9991001
Could it be that you're surprised??

[Anonymous No.]

Yes, but alas the concept of 'nerdism' is so fucking unknown around here, that the only chicks you can meet are normalfags with about as much interesting things to say as a GPS navigator.

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>>9991011
Isn't it past your bedtime in Jew land you dirty kike?

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>>9991014
Where's that from?

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>>9990992
>>9991017
When did this become a thing?

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>>9991025
OP pic you gaijin.

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>>9991021
Shut your filthy gaijin mouth.

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>>9991031
I get that, I can at least read kana, but what show is the picture from?

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>>9991026
Over the summer.

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>>9990962
But we used to have such diversity: Arc, Mugen, Jones, Anonymous of Croatia, Anonymous of Columbia, Helen, Bangkok

We were a fountain of multiculturalism!

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>>9991026
People hated spoilers but then they realized they couldn't get rid of them, so now they evolved from spoiler hate to "surprise bar" love.

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>>9991045
I mean, people hated spoiler misuse.

[Anonymous No.]

As a non-American non-weeb, I would date a fujo whale rather than an exceptionally free whale.
yamato nadeshiko - 1
muriturds - 0

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>>9991026
Don't listen to >>9991045, the truth is _ _ _ _ Surprise!!! _ _ _ _

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>>9991035

The top right says:

"Carrying" boyfriend-free delusional girls and attractive men.

"Carrying" is probably a euphemism for some kind of date set-up or something.

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>>9991002
It's pretty funny to hear Euros trash America over the Jew thing, when there are countries in Europe that will imprison you if question the Holocaust.

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>>9991099

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>>9991099
Only in the gay ones.

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「持ち運び」？

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>>9991124
That doesn't make it okay.

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>>9991127

Yes.

I think it's like "carrying" them through the dating process. Might be wrong, though.

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>>9990344
What is normal to her?

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>>9990684
I know that feel.

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>>9991139
Maybe the whole "nice prisons" thing is a ruse to get test subjects for creepy genetic experiments.

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>>9991296
On the wiki page for that prison it says that a lot of the guards are female. Honestly, I would not want to be in that situation. Putting women in such a position of power over men in a feminist context isn't good, even if they aren't armed.

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>>9991318
It could be. I'll share a story because some of you might find it exotic: I did most of my twelve months of compulsory service under the command of a female squad leader. Things worked because she did her job well. Sure, the number of dirty jokes penetrated the ceiling as soon as she went somewhere but that isn't really a problem unless you make it one. You see, she wasn't a feminist but just someone who did shit.

Such is life in peace time artillery. It could be coincidence but the actual spearhead infantry companies had stricter discipline, more "cultural variety" and no females.

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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

[Anonymous No.]

Reading through this thread, I forgot I was in /jp/ and thought I was on /pol/ or /b/ or something.

Really, /jp/, you're better than this.

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>>9990366
>24歳で何でバイト？普通は正社員でしょ？って感じだよね。

>でもバイトですらミス連発のクズだよ…。

>もう自分が正社員になれる気がしない。
他の人達は正社員で結婚してるか恋人いるのが当たり前なのに。

>いやあああああああ

fuck. too close to home

[Anonymous No.]

I did in high school; wanted to vent and get pity whenever she wasn't jumping my bones; a psychic vampire to the extreme and fucked ~70% of my AP Java class. Also, her tastes in animu were shit and she played Maple Story like a mindless twit.

Although it was cool to browse 7ch/ss/ and /cake/ together, I Would not repeat that experience again.

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>>9990344
>Would you date a fujoshi?

WhyNot?

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>>9991638
What is it saying? That she hates people her age who are getting married and have full-time jobs while she is stuck in a dead-end part-time job? Or does she hate herself for falling in a vicious cycle of part-time jobs while people her age are getting married and have full-time jobs?

[Anonymous No.]

I guarantee none of you queers would ever be with an actual fujoshi, because they're a mirror representation of yourself, meaning they're pieces of shit with hugely unrealistic expectations of what the other person in a relationship should be. Even if they dated you they would dump you because you don't live up to their standard of perfection, that is if you didn't dump them first for the same reason.

[Anonymous No.]

/jp/ help me, I cannot stop thinking about fujoshi.

[Anonymous No.]

I would love to play otome games with a fujoshi

[Anonymous No.]

Theres something erotic about girls who let themselves go. (In a non fat way)

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>>9991124
That's nicer than my apartment. Do they get internet in these jails?

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>>9991700

Personal experience would prove this too true; so much expectations, so little communication.

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>>9991765
Me in the middle taking it easy as the "I"

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>>9991124

I almost want to go to Europe just to get imprisoned there; too bad extradition is a thing.

[Freezing !BASARADtDc No.]

shit thread ruined by racism

movee on

[Anonymous No.]

If I dated a fujoshi would she let me lick and smell her feet?

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>>9991817
are you a handsome bishounen?

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>>9991817
If I dated a fujoshi would she lick and smell my dick?

[Freezing !BASARADtDc No.]

>>9991817
Are you attractive?

If not, then lol

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>>9991836
>>9991845
As if the nips would care about beauty if you are a gaijin

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>>9991836
>>9991845
So even if I was dated her she wouldn't let me if I wasn't attractive?

[Freezing !BASARADtDc No.]

>>9991851
Dating =/=sexual relationship

nerd

[Anonymous No.]

I don't have silly expectations.

But since it's a relationship essentially rooted in being second-rate humans it'd probably be a pain. Like two stars of depression and cheetos circling around each other, they're bound to impact, explode and then fling their greasy elements all over the spiral arm.

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>>9991842
Please, somebody answer. A perverted girl who is interested in just exploring and playing with my dick turns me on more than a lot of things.

Please.

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>>9991700
I wonder how a relationship where neither expected much would work. You know, both just being timid nerds under the same roof. Be there relationships or not, you can't get rid of the fact that modesty and silence are wonderful things. Some of my friends have "manned up" and tried to woo a less educated girl but so far those projects have not ended well.

"Why can't we ever do anything fun?"
And then, emotions. Eventually the girl packs her stuff and leaves.

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>>9991905
>I wonder how a relationship where neither expected much would work.
As a matter of fact, these are the type of relationships that usually last longer. There was some study which concluded that, I think it was something originally about in which country people were the happiest.

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>>9991921
Is that so? Then I'm obviously doing something right.

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>>9991896
That's pretty cute, dude.

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>>9991905
Giving each other hand jobs while looking at their respective porn (loli for him, I'd assume bl for her)

[Anonymous No.]

>>9991878
Among adults, yes it does

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>>9991950
I think such a girl would rather masturbate afterwards than do anything else. I think it's more arousing than actual sex.

[Anonymous No.]

I like her choice of games.

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>>9991981
yeah, she's pretty cute

get her some braces and she'd really be cute

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>>9991878
lel
Both my parents remarried after a divorce, probably because they were just really horny. No surprise that marriages fail.
Another event with a kid 2 years ago at my mom's church. He wanted to get married to some girl at the first chance he could. Guy obviously didn't give a shit and just wanted to fuck, and now my mom talks about all the problems they have.

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>>9991700
>I guarantee none of you queers would ever be with an actual fujoshi, because they're a mirror representation of yourself, meaning they're pieces of shit with hugely unrealistic expectations of what the other person in a relationship should be. Even if they dated you they would dump you because you don't live up to their standard of perfection, that is if you didn't dump them first for the same reason.

If I dated a mirror of myself, we'd both probably stop calling each other because we were more interested in playing with our computers. It would probably take several months before either of us noticed we weren't together anymore.

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>>9991998
Why don't you like her teeth?

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>>9991055
>>9991004
I like that the eurofags actually read what I said before all the murrifats who just go "LOL NEWB WEEB GB2 GAIA LOLOLOL"

Jesus Christ, murrica, what have we become?
Oh wait, murrica is like /b/...never was good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9992069
It could mean he thinks braces are cute, or he doesn't like her teeth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9992442
Braces are cute, but her teeth are kind of crooked too.

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>>9992033
Why do you need to get married to fuck? If you see an attractive girl pull her into the alleyway and fuck her. It's that simple.

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>>9992458
Because it's important to look good, nerd.

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>>9990366
>9990366
I had a great idea.

why don't we make some posts in that board saying we're attractive gaijins who kinda share their interests and find them really cute?

then we can tell them to buy some passages to whatever your country, meet them, and then rape them, or date, or make her your slave, or whatever the hell you want.

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>>9992562
I hope you get raped my many large, sculpted Japanese men who give you a life-threatening illness, you disgusting piece of shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9992562
They know we're all really niggers.

[Anonymous No.]

This thread is somehow worse than I even expected, and it stinks of /int/ and /r9k/ all over.

[Anonymous No.]

assuming she was faithful, respectful and not self centered. Yes... I would love to marry mai waifu with similar interests assuming she was semi-functioning and I could make up for her faults.

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>>9992652
I'd cuddle with her.

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>>9990344
>>9992652
I like that the normal woman is looking in and judging her. Hopefully the fujoshi will be recognized and get enough social backlash that she will give up her silly hobbies and try to live a normal life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9992679
do you feel the same way toward male otaku?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9992652
>ゆるゆりｗ

[Anonymous No.]

Anyone got a link to the video? Can't find it anywhere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9992574
>Japanese men
>large
You're a funny guy

[Anonymous No.]

>>9992652
Her hair reflects like a black bug.

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>>9992703
It's mostly because of diet, when Japanese come over here their kids are huge.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9992715
There's probably genes in it too. Nordics are the biggest people even though Americans eat so much more.

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>>9992732
Americans eat more, but are getting less nutrition, your point is still true though.

[Anonymous No.]

It's just like a woman to be "bullied, asocial, etc." and then go on TV to talk about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>生理が来たらageるスレ　23周期目

>来たあ
>今回凄く痛い
>横になってても痛みが収まらないし、歩いてらんない
This is... well, not brutal, but why the fuck do they need to post that on the internet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9992803
translate it weebos

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>>9990366
Wouldn't a board like this be full of trolls?

Why are people taking anything posted in there seriously?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9992812
If that were the case, it would apply to our boards too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9992819
Not really, there are plenty of unpopular males on the internet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9992805
>生理が来たらageるスレ　23周期目

>来たあ
It's here.

>今回凄く痛い
This time it's awfully painful.

>横になってても痛みが収まらないし、歩いてらんない


I don't know the rest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9992819
I'm truNEET shit on the floor I hate bitches and whores. Fo' real yo'!

[Anonymous No.]

>>9992908
Most of /jp/ is college students.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9992839
Can anyone help with this onegaishimasu?

Please respond.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9992932
I was going to tell the other poster to not feed the trolls, but oh well.

>It came
>This month it's really painful
>Even if I lie down the pain won't go away in the least... I can't even walk...

[Anonymous No.]

Would you date her now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9992839
>横になってても痛みが収まらないし、歩いてらんない
I rested but the pain wasn't lessened (among other things),

The rest is something about walking that I don't understand.

[Freezing !BASARADtDc No.]

IM GONNA DATE HER AND TALK ABOUT SENGOKU BASARA ALL DAY LONG

[Anonymous No.]

>>9993002
I thought you were gay

[Anonymous No.]

Yes.

My dream is to marry a fujoshi and spend every day doing everything in my power to prevent her from becoming fat and unattractive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9992996
Yes. 100% better

[Anonymous No.]

>>9992954
ありがとうございます。

[Anonymous No.]

I-is this what they call a ``fujoshi-otaku"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9993015

but to do that you have to be gay you know

are you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9993015
It is my dream to use a bandsaw to cut a dog lengthwise while it screams.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9993036
I'm not entirely gay, I like some boys too if they are effeminate enough.

[Anonymous No.]

i'd rather date an american-style nerd

i think they are more cute than fujoshi

[Anonymous No.]

I want to have sex with an effeminate male in front of a fujoshi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9993052
I agree. There's something cute about being so into your hobby that you don't care about making yourself look like an idiot over it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9993055

but anon that's actually what they want

[Anonymous No.]

>>9993088
It's also what I want. Imagine being in bed, with a cute guy gasping and moaning in your hands, as a fujoshi slicks to the scene.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9990344
She's way above my league. I find it hard to believe she's a shut in loser.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9993096

that's pretty gay dude

[Anonymous No.]

>>9993118
And?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9993133

just don't do it for the fujoshis bro

be a fag just to yourself and the other guy

fujoshi are pig

[Anonymous No.]

>>9993099
agreed

someone that okay looking here would have no problem finding a hundred guys to white knight for her

[Anonymous No.]

Its always possible to fix her looks, ya know

[Anonymous No.]

http://www.japantoday.com/category/kuchikomi/view/otaku-men-find-themselves-much-sought-after

only slightly related, I guess

[Anonymous No.]

>>9993178
but she's hot.

[Anonymous No.]

No they all seem like horrible taste and they all look ugly. Why is your taste in women so bad jp?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9993191
I wish I lived in Japan.

[None !!f4M9koe3mY6 No.]

>>9993178
I'd need more pictures to confirm that's not a bad angle or something but regardless she's very date-able appearance-wise, pending investigation into personality.
pretty funny how cute the 2d versions are in comparison though

[Anonymous No.]

>>9991579
TYKKIMIES XDDD

[Anonymous No.]

>>9990344
Nope. She would someone that isn't me to spend time and money on and that ain't cool.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9993213
Thanks for the update.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9993099
>>9993158
Do you guys live in England?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9993178
Her looks didn't need fixing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9993178
Cute girl, I don't see what she's having problems with. Maybe she's a futa?

[None !!f4M9koe3mY6 No.]

>>9993209
Me too, but I'm inclined to take that article with a grain of salt.

>>9993226
Not entirely sure what you're getting at but you're probably being a jerk.

what I said wasn't much different from >>9993196

[Anonymous No.]

>>9993178
She's pretty attractive.

[Anonymous No.]

Definitely not. As an 8/10, I can't date anyone uglier than me because I might catch some of her ugly.

[Anonymous No.]

I had a friend who dated a bara-fujoshi and he dumped her because she felt unsatisfied with him sexually because he was a scrawny stick and she exclusively masturbated to bara bishies and wrestlers on TV.

[Anonymous No.]

They're basically female versions of us, so... maybe. I guess I could accept her love for yaoi and furry and other stuff too.

[Anonymous No.]

Why does everyone hate fujoshis? What makes them so bad that get them so much hate?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9993293
But would you be her Daddy if she was an adult baby?

[Freezing !BASARADtDc No.]

>>9993305
Same reason /jp/ hates gays

[Anonymous No.]

>>9993305
"girl gamers", that's all fujoshi are. The Japanese equivalent of those type of girls.
I wont let my guard down, not for a second.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9993305
They hate people like us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9993305
usually they're standards are even more ridiculous than ours, and they turn everything into bl

[Anonymous No.]

>>9993335
*their

[Anonymous No.]

>>9993335
>even more ridiculous than ours
how is that even possible

[tripfiend !Y8SckMYezs No.]

Without a moments hesitation, provided that she wasn't fat.

[Anonymous No.]

I really want to fuck a Fujoshi. Dominating her in the bed would be hella rewarding. This is coming from a yurifag too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9993305
Fujoshi aren't true otaku usually, also there are no females on /jp/.

[Anonymous No.]

I would marry, not date, but marry a cute Japanese NEET girl, wouldn't you?

[tripfiend !Y8SckMYezs No.]

>>9993371
Hell yeah, I would. I would even be willing to be a wage slave to support her and her hobbies, while she sits at home in front of the computer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9993371

Yes!

[Anonymous No.]

>>9993382
I'll be fucking and impregnating her while you work. Enjoy raising my kids, and having my sloppy seconds if she ever lets you fuck her that is.
This is the real world, not a fucking cartoon.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>9993395
fuck yes feet

i was thinking earlier i want to see her feet but i thought it was impossible

goddamn

[tripfiend !Y8SckMYezs No.]

>>9993390
Well, at least I wouldn't be lonely when I grow old.
Unlike you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9993382

Only housewives can be truNEETs

[Anonymous No.]

2α4me

[Anonymous No.]

>>9993395

A link would be nice dude

[Anonymous No.]

>>9993409
She would probably divorce you later on because she wasn't "satisfied" with her marriage or some bullshit.
I can't believe you'd be okay with a woman being that abusive.

[Y10NRDY !kxh.1oTAkU No.]

No, but I would definitely befriend one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9993395
This girl is pretty awesome.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>9993423
An old fujioshi isn't going to divorce anyone. She's worth less than a fifty-something salaryman on the meat market.

[tripfiend !Y8SckMYezs No.]

>>9993423
Can't help it, my mother was abusive as hell.
I've pretty much learned to tolerate anything from a woman, from emotional abuse to straight up beatings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9993478
Mine was too.
Was, as in past tense.
She's not dead in real life but she is in my mind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9993491
Yayoi is a good girl who loves her mother. Please don't associate her with posts like this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9993395
guy fell asleep

[Anonymous No.]

>>9993469
guy woke up

[Anonymous No.]

>>9993492
>daughters
>loving their mothers
lel

[Anonymous No.]

Bullying these lovely ladies is not only accepted, but encouraged in Japan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9993516
it's because Japan is a horrible country

[Anonymous No.]

Bullying is a natural way to keep people in line with society's standards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9993538
I don't like it when it happens to neet cuties.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9993301
It depends. Would she allow me to eat her diapers?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9993538
that's rich coming from someone who posts on /jp/

[Anonymous No.]

>>9993543
Then why does it happen to so many /jp/sies, who are the cutest neets?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9993547
that doesn't make it any less true though

[Anonymous No.]

>>9993469

delicious pale and grubby fujoshi knees. would settle for.

maybe if I go to akiba and wander around for a few weeks I can find an otaku waifu like her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9993395
Her room is very tidy. But why can't she hold her controller like a normal person?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9993603
She looks like she smells like butts and has hairy 'pits. Just sayin'.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9993395
Can she not afford a plastic chair?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9993656
>>9993671
Please stop bullying my waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9993395
>Xbox 360 controller
thats what she get for liking pig American trash

[Anonymous No.]

>>9993831
that's a white ps2/ps3 controller

[Anonymous No.]

>>9993831
That's clearly a dualshock, pleb.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9993831
Don't you know that Xbox360 is choice otaku console?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9993891
Japs love Microsoft~

[Anonymous No.]

>>9991700
With my vanity, I think we'd just stop talking and start admiring each other until the end of time. Play games or cook each other food while competing with each and every single thing.

Then masturbate furiously before sleeping, or have sex.

I don't think that would be a problem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9993831
>Xbox 360 controller

Is that why she's trying to hide it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9993509
My cute little cousin loves her mother very much. She dresses like her, and doesn't want to go to school out-of-state because she wants to stay near her. It's a good thing that she likes boys, or else she'd probably never move out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9990402

And it's not even that must of an insult to boot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9990402
And it's not even that much of an insult anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9993423
>a woman being that abusive.

lolololololololol

[Anonymous No.]

I want to have a Boston marriage with her.

She looks really neat and organized, so she could be in charge of sorting our dual collection and keeping it neat, and I could do the cooking and things that require talking to other people, because when in doubt and awkwardness sets in I can always just Gaijin Smash them until my goals are accomplished.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9993311
Because they're not interested in the frustrated nerds who make up the majority of /jp/ and take this as a personal insult?

[Anonymous No.]

Do you think they'd date a gaijin?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9994447
no thank you

im going to japan next with my brother, im not into that

[Anonymous No.]

>>9994442
Go with another guy and promise you'll let them watch when you fug each other, they'll date you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9994442
Insofar as they'd date another human at all? Maybe. We would have the outsider status in common, for one, and having similar interests and not wanting to put any pressure on her or judge her for not confirming to jap society ideals might count for something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9994447
Wouldn't work because 3DPD.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9994442

Nope. Just like in the West nerd girls over there want guys who earn a shitload and are really good looking.

Fucking femanons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9994456
>Fucking femanons.
Back to >>>/r9k/, please

[Anonymous No.]

>>9994468
Fuck off fujoshit. Go post your tits on /soc/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9994471
My mantits are a sight to behold indeed

[Anonymous No.]

>date
>femanon
>3DPD
Why is this thread here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9992996
10/10 wud fuq

[Anonymous No.]

>>9990526
/jp/ers are cute but unpopular

[Anonymous No.]

>>9993015
Just make a twinky guy version of that girlfriend app that makes you do sit-ups to progress the relationship. Done.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9993042
maybe so, but your dream is the less related to /jp/ of the two, so don't discuss it here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9993178
What's to fix? She's lovely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9994527
Silly anon, women aren't interested in that kind of stuff. It's safe to assume that any woman using it is a lesbian, therefore she'll just use too the version with the schoolgirl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9992652
Where can I watch it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9994563
On TV

[Anonymous No.]

>>9993395
That is probably somehow related to masturbating. What a pig.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9994588
B-but we masturbate too!

[Anonymous No.]

Good to see the tradition of hating people with the same interests but with a set of tits and a vagina is alive and well in /jp/
Keep fighting the good fight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9994594
Masturbating is not the same as fapping.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9994588

Hand sanitizer

[Anonymous No.]

what can I do to contact one of these women and let them know that I could be that boyfriend they are looking for?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9994620
They're looking for confident bishonen, not creepy scum like me and you. Just like how we look for 2d perfection, they probably do, too

[Anonymous No.]

I am.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9994656
this doesn't answer me.
And I'm not looking for perfect 2D shitty waifus. In fact, I despise you all for linking 2D over 3D.
fucking fags

[Anonymous No.]

>>9991769

is that a romance manga with an otaku lady ? i search manga like that

[Anonymous No.]

>>9994664
Misato Nana, it's on you know where.

[Anonymous No.]

Searching for your personal Nimue, are you /jp/?
Don't say we didn't warn you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9994673

so it's hentai, i'm disapointed

[Anonymous No.]

>>9994679
I'm not

[Anonymous No.]

>>9994598
Fujoshi are only interested in anime bishounens and yaoi. Neither is a /jp/ related interest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9990344
That is actually a relatively cute asian girl, save for that dirt(?) on her right cheek. I'd wash her personally and then had a jolly good time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9994720
There's enough host cafes to cater to fujoshi nowadays to debunk the anime-only part

Fujoshi thighs spread like crazy for good-looking sweet-talker types

[Anonymous No.]

>>9994734
How is that unlike any other woman?
Sometimes I think I'm the only person on this planet who has ever lived an honest life as a gentleman.
Even Arthur's knights, most of them were horrible people. Only Percival comes to mind, but his mom kept him away from society and he was a NEET fr 16+ years until knights found him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9994758
/jp/ - Self-proclaimed Gentlemen General

(I honestly don't know what point you're trying to make. Are you drunk? Let me make fun of you with this textbook reply, please)

[Anonymous No.]

>>9994679
>>9994684
Eh, I'm disappointed too. It's always five pages of story and then sex sex sex. Either that, or twenty volumes of looking at each other. Nobody writes a real relationship. The girl was cute too...

[Anonymous No.]

>>9994758
Tell me more about Perceval please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9994799
There's Fujoshi no Kanojo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9994620
Get on IRC.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9995032
What channel?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9995042
i want to know too