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9989086 No.9989086 [Reply] [Original]

What happens to your otaku collection when you die?

Would people find out you are a pedo?

Would a normalfag relative own you collection and try to sell it for money?

>> No.9989091

My only "otaku" stuff is on my computer which is encrypted.

>> No.9989098

I have already written a bash file to overwrite all my loli storage with trash.

>> No.9989113

>>9989098
How will it activate?

>> No.9989118 [DELETED] 

I don't give a fuck what happens to it seeing as how i'll be dead.
I hope somebody can make use of it though, otherwise it would feel like such a massive waste of time and effort.

>> No.9989128

They wouldn't think I'm a pedo but I still think that they would be pretty fucking shocked.

Some of the stuff is like outsider art that I've made, except with computer games.

>> No.9989134

>>9989113
My computer is always on and I'm on it 70% of my lifetime so manually.
Anyways the file is named "Open child porn browser" and has a cute little girl in bikini as icon so if they happen to bust me before I can run it they probably will.

But I guess I've done it for shits and giggles since most of the content is encrypted.

>> No.9989141

I have old notebooks and drawings I keep in a box full of embarrassing things. I'd rather let my parents see all the porn on my computer than see whats in my box.

>> No.9989155

Is there a program out there that will delete specified folders and overwrite all the free space on disk 32 times if I don't turn my computer on for X amount of days?

>> No.9989166 [DELETED] 

>>9989098
Hows it going to run when you're dead

>> No.9989194

>>9989166
He could probably pull something off using crontab to make it automatically run if a certain file hasn't been accessed in a while.

>> No.9989589

>>9989155
>if I don't turn my computer on

Please rethink your mistake.

>> No.9989599

I'm neurotic and paranoid as fuck but I can't wait until I die. In my last moments I'll know everyone will go through my things and realise I was a creepy paedophile all along. It's like getting away with murder or being a superhero.

>> No.9989604

>>9989589
There's no mistake, if the computer stays turned off for a long time (3+ days) the next time its switched on the delete everything program should run on startup, maybe disguised as a windows or flash update thing.

>> No.9989624

By the time otaku are really old our figs will be consigned to antique dealers and they will be highly prized collectables.

>> No.9989627

Who cares, I'll be dead

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9989634

One of these will be used.

>> No.9989685
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9989685

I have quite the doujinshi collection.
Before I die, I shall rip and scan every single one of them into one archive, which I shall combine with my virtual collection. I already uploaded the most sought after books, but fuck scanning my favorite things, let alone my entire collection. But I shall before I die. And all of my hard drives shall be archived in a safe place
I will then distribute this archive among the internet with my blessings.

I will then be cremated along with my entire collection of books, doujinshi, porn, figures, dakimakura, etc. But the main part is that I shall be cremated with the hundreds of doujinshi I have collected, which I am sure will grow much larger by the time I finally pass. All of the many ripped doujinshi pages shall fuel the flame and rest alongside my own ashes. The the ashes shall be spread in the wind.
At least in death I shall be equal with and alongside the Touhous and 2D worlds that I hold so dear to myself.

>> No.9989697

>>9989086
To paraphrase that guy from the Green Mile, who cares if he was a pedophile, he's dead now.

>> No.9989699

>>9989624
Yea I can totally see your figure of a little girl getting tentacle raped making big money on antique roadshow

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9989716

>Would a normalfag relative own you collection and try to sell it for money?
They'll have to dig me up first. I'm going to put in my will that I want to be buried with that stuff.

Also I'm going to include in there a page or two of archive links to my favorite posts that I've made on /jp/, with explicit instructions that they are to be read aloud during the funeral by my closest living relative.

>> No.9989741

As long as they don't know I browsed /jp/, that'd be embarrassing.

>> No.9989745

I want a nice funeral and grave for my glorious body, so I'm playing it safe. Jimmy Savile's grave was vandalized and smashed after he posthumously molested children or whatever it is everyone's upset about.

>> No.9989803

Funny, I always think about this seriously. I've always known as a saint-like figure in real life, I don't want my reputation ruined after I died. Imagine my relative's faces when they find out the person they respect have tons of /d/ shit in his HDD.

Is there a way to make the data in my HDD wiped out automatically, in case I suddenly dies?

>> No.9989811

>>9989803
You don't need to, just encrypt it.

>> No.9989821

I'll leave a note for my friend to do a giveaway on /jp/ or /a/ whichever one wants the stuff.

if they still exist

>> No.9989851

>>9989803
- kill switch
- timer
Watch LOST for reference.

>> No.9989863

Just dump it all in a hole, along with my body, whatever's cheapest.

>> No.9989871

I wouldn't mind. For some reason, I don't want to be remembered as a heteronormative neurotypical anyway. I'm worried that my fetishes aren't even extreme enough to warrant shock, but only something to mock, which is rather belittling to my ego.

>> No.9989898

My sister will attempt to appropriate my PC, so she'll probably have the HDD formatted as she doesn't know my login password.

The contents aren't encrypted so I hope no one tries to recover any info... not that really matters, because of this >>9989118

>> No.9990633

>>9989803
I'm in a similar position, although I wouldn't say people think I'm a "saint." I guess it'd be a little weird if they found out, but in the end, I'd be dead so who cares.

If anything, maybe they'll take a look at it and say "Even nice guys like him like this sort of stuff. Maybe it's not so bad after all."
Yeah right...

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