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Do you think they'd give me autismbux if I went a shrink and told them that I regularly fantasize about smashing rude customers teeth in with my mug, then kicking them until they shut the fuck up? Pardon my not taking it easy.

>> No.9966599

Just say you're autistic.

>> No.9966603

Sum it up with the following magical phrase:

"I think I am a threat to myself and others."

Enjoy your autismbux.

>> No.9966646

>>9966603
The only thing I worry about with that is getting sent to the loony bin.

>> No.9966644

do you think I'd get autismbux if I get a job beforehand? I want some extra money for when I get out of uni

>> No.9966656

>>9966592
>>9966603
Enjoy going to jail.
At least you will receive free food

>> No.9966672

Just act Natural

>> No.9966721

>>9966656
As nice as free food sounds, 4chan is probably blocked in jail.

>> No.9966727

>>9966721
I've been trying to wean myself off 4chan for a while. And I get free food too?

This jail thing sounds amazing.

>> No.9966730

>>9966592
They'll make you take anger management classes.

>> No.9966742

>>9966727
Sadly, I doubt anyone with a cell full of lewd touhou posters on the wall would do well on the inside.

>> No.9966813

I just got to know I inherited almost $3 000'000. What the fuck do I do? I never have to worry about money again at least...

>> No.9966818

>>9966813
Donate to my paypal

>> No.9966829

>>9966818
Ok, link it... and how much would you like?

>> No.9966870
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>>9966829
http://rei.mu
Buy the miko a new shrine

>> No.9966887

>>9966813
Why not create a /jp/ mansion with that money?

>> No.9966916

>>9966818
>>9966887
Don't be so stupid. This would be like the 10th person in a /jp/ NEET- thread pretending to inherit/winning millions of dollars in the lottery.

>> No.9966922

>>9966870
Loking at Reimu's sideboob helps calm my desire for impromptu mug dentistry. Thanks.

>> No.9966961

>>9966813
If you're 100% serious and actually going to give away a little, I would appreciate anything at all, though 150 bux would be ideal.

d-gibson73@hotmail.com

>> No.9967006

>>9966916
I'm not pretending but I wasn't the one posting
>>9966829

>> No.9967030

>>9966870
>http://rei.mu
This is pretty clever. Have you gotten anything yet? If you post it on 2channel and 2chan you would probably make a neat profit.

>> No.9967065

>>9966644
anyone?

>> No.9967071

>has a job
>>>/soc/

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>>9967030
Only a few. I mostly made it for fun and the contributions that have been received so far I just let timeout and auto-cancel out of laziness so the donators received their money back after a while. I might push it in the future to help pay for groceries or upgrade [the shrine] internet or something.

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