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9966475 No.9966475[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

Do you have a truNEET beard or are you a beardless normie?

>> No.9966482

I've been considering making this thread for days.

I have a full beard. It looks ridiculous, but I feel like it's part of me now.

>> No.9966488

I have a beard yeah but I don't think that's got anything to do with being a NEET

>> No.9966497

I shave once every 3 months or so. By that time I have a large beard. Right now my beard is almost full again.

>> No.9966503

You could be normal and still have a beard

>> No.9966504
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9966504

After a year of not shaving I've finally grown out a beard like Opie's.

I like looking at myself in the mirror now. I feel like a wild animal.

>> No.9966513

Beards are disgusting

>> No.9966514

I-Is this what they call "Facial Hair Otaku"??

>> No.9966517

I usually shave once a week or before I have to leave the house. After a week it starts to get really itchy.

>> No.9966518

i shave every two days, having a beard isnt very cute!

>> No.9966524

I had to shave my NEET beard in order to find employment.

Truly dark times. I feel like a lion without his mane.

>> No.9966525

>>9966517
you're supposed to wash it, then it doesn't itch.

>> No.9966526

>>9966517

>After a week it starts to get really itchy.

If you wait about two weeks then it stops feeling itchy and starts to feel like regular hair.

>> No.9966531
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9966531

Shave erryday

###SSStylish

>> No.9966534

Yup. I'm kind of worried about it though since my cat got fleas. It might be time for it to go.

>> No.9966536

I ordered an electric razor just to get rid of mine the other day. Let it grow for about 3 months, but I feel a lot better without it.

>> No.9966545
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9966545

Anyone who cares about shaving is a whore.

Who are you shaving that hair for, slut?

>> No.9966547

Normals don't have time to shave.

A truNEET on the other hand got all the time in the world and take excellent care of himself. No hair except on the head. Clear beautiful skin. Athletic built body and a perfectly shaped ass.
A truNEET is essentially the next step in human evolution.

>> No.9966556

>>9966545
What is that in her mouth?

>> No.9966557

Since growing a beard and moustache, it always feels like I have hairs in my mouth. Maybe I do, maybe I don't, but it's annoying.

>> No.9966571

>>9966545
What is the logic behind this?

>> No.9966572
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9966572

I look like a pale little mexican when I let my facial hair grow out.

>> No.9966585

>>9966525
I wash it and it still itches.

One day I want to try to shave all the hair on my body off. Even my eyebrows and eyelashes.
I want to know what it feels like to let cool air reach every part of my cleanly shaved body and drown in ecstasy.

>> No.9966582

>>9966545
>Who are you shaving that hair for
My Boss/Work/Co workers

:)

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9966591

No but I do have a TruNEET little mermaid cup I regularly drink my exotic tea's from. Does that count?

>> No.9966588

>>9966571

The only reason to maintain your appearance is because you want other people to think you look good.
If you want other people to think that then this means you're a slut and a whore.

Making an effort to have attractive looking body or shaving your beard is just vanity and that's the defining trait of a slut.

>> No.9966589

>>9966571
Probably that there's no reason to shave if nobody sees you, or unless you want people to find you attractive.

I wouldn't call such people whores or sluts though, because nobody on /jp/ is getting laid.

>> No.9966598

>>9966591
>>>/soc/

>> No.9966595

My beard is a thick, massive mess and it has been forever.

I have no idea what to do with my head hair though. I haven't cut it in about 5 years but I'm going MAD BALD

>> No.9966605

>>9966602
How old are you?

>> No.9966602
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9966602

It takes me a week to grow anything even resembling facial hair.

>> No.9966611

>>9966605
23

>> No.9966612

I had laser done on my lower face and neck (6 sessions that hurt like hell and cost around 3000 bucks all together) along with a chemical peel so I could enjoy baby soft skin.

>> No.9966621

>>9966595
Shave the really wispy bits of your head hair where you're balding most at the very least, or you'll look like real shit.

>> No.9966626

About 10 days ago I stopped shaving, yesterday I shaved moustache, 'cause it looks like shit. The problem is my beard is not very dark, I want to try grow it bigger and see how it looks, but now I think this doesn't look really good.

>> No.9966631

I can't grow facial hair.

>> No.9966637

>>9966595
Being completely bald doesn't look bad. Just go ahead and get rid of all the hair. If you are a NEET then buy a cheap machine for hair cutting on amazon.

>> No.9966634

>>9966595
shave the head & grow a thick dwarf beard

>> No.9966638

I shave every day, with a razor in the shower. Once I grew a two week goatee, but I couldn't stop running my fingernails through it and pulling at it. I shaved it off and had no regrets. It doesn't suprise me that there are hardcore neckbeards here. I have no problem with neckbeards, as they tend to be likeable people. I'm not a slut for shaving though, I just prefer not to have hair on my face.

>> No.9966648

I'm 19 and my facial hair only grows in patches.
I have a thick tuft of hair above my adam's apple, a thick goatee, and heavy sideburns.
Everywhere else is just baby pubes.

I'll stop shaving when I'm able to grow a truBeard and not autism patches.

>> No.9966653

>>9966634
>dwarf beard

The unsettling thing is that I know you're serious.

>> No.9966657

>>9966634

I kind of like that idea. Might look like a gay biker for a while, but I'd be a hit at renaissance fairs

>> No.9966667

But then I would look less like a girl

>> No.9966673

I can't grow a beard.

>> No.9966717

I just got in trouble for having my mustache too long. Don't join the military as a last ditch, get out of Hikki card. I'm closer to killing myself now then when I was happy in my room.

>> No.9966724

>>9966717
Once your service is over I'm sure you'll be one of the normals in the NEET threads saying, "Haha how do you losers expect to make money when you don't have a job?"

>> No.9966754

>>9966724
I barely spend any money right now in saving for my self provided hikkidom. I also get a post 9/11 bill that pays me to take online classes for up to three years. Only now do I realize how blessed I was to enjoy my freedom of staying at home. I can't wait to go back. Side note, if my psych calls for the medical discharge then I get monthly stipends for the rest of my life.

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