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9961812 No.9961812 [Reply] [Original]

Why don't you put your life on the right track, /jp/?

Here are some tips:

Develop confidence. Walk with elegance and grace, not your head hung low staring at your feet like a fucking freak.
Quit watching anime

Quit playing video games

Get a real hobby (like a sport)

Give all your shitty clothes (band t-shirts, baggy jeans, running shoes, trenchcoats) too goodwill and start actually dressing well

Get a job (not a shit Wal-Mart job, a real job)

And above all

Stop hating women


If you follow all of these steps you will be able to get laid and to move out of your parents' house. You will be more confident, more successful, and your life will be more fulfilling. You will be a better person for it, no longer a loser tempted to shitpost constantly on /jp/.

I made the transition and you can too.

>> No.9961818

Who are you to decide what is a "real" hobby, "shitty" clothes or a "real" job?

If being normal means meeting your dumb standards, then that's one less reason to stop pissing in bottles and masturbating to children.

>> No.9961821

Holy shit, this is pitiful.

>> No.9961822

>>9961818
Get a load of this nerd.

>> No.9961836

How do I dress well?

>> No.9961837

but i dont understand your are shitposting right now

>> No.9961843

Your version of an ideal life sounds incredibly boring OP. I wouldn't want to live like that even if you paid me.

I'd rather be a strong person who doesn't give a shit about what others say about me.

>> No.9961846

I'm waiting for a beautiful 2D girl to enter my life and turn everything on its head.

>> No.9961849

>>9961843
And yet here you are shitposting on /jp/.

You're clearly living the good life.

>> No.9961897

>>9961812
/a/ is alcoholics anon

godspeed

>> No.9961908

What if I wear skinny jeans

>> No.9961918

My Life is on the right track OP! I can do what I want when I want and not have to worry about people judging me!

Thanks though!

>> No.9961925

>>9961812
Go away, Jew!
I won't work to you!

>> No.9961921

I should have began my Corea-Japan popular culture on-topic thread with a Touhou picture.

>> No.9961922

>>9961908
do you have a cute butt

pics pls

>> No.9961923

>>9961812

I'm willing to bet 50$ that if i go on r9k right now i will find this exact same thread.

>> No.9961937

i am confident in what interests me

stop watching anime? what haha

oh, now video games..

sports, i see..

you can't really tell people how to dress

my job is probably more important than yours

i detest everyone, women included

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9961942

funny shit op in after serious replies lmao you guys

>> No.9961950

>>9961942
Say that to your murrican dad.

>> No.9961947

>>9961812
Korean pig, go homu!

>> No.9961948

>>9961942
Are you black?

>> No.9961956

>>9961822
only good post in this thread.

>> No.9961964

>>9961812
>Develop confidence.
I already have a problem with your first tip, how do I do this?

>> No.9961974

>>9961964
Man up

>> No.9961974,1 [INTERNAL] 

GOD jaypee was fucking incredible in october 2012~


why can't it be 2 years ago? WHYY?????????

>> No.9961974,2 [INTERNAL] 

feel when you're watching the clone wars cgi show and you fall in love with ahsoka

>> No.9961974,3 [INTERNAL] 

>>9961974,2
Holy fug wbro i literally just downloaded the first season because i watched star wars rebels and liked it!

>> No.9961974,4 [INTERNAL] 

>>9961974,3
I stopped watching clone wars after season 1 and I'm just now getting back into it. Is rebels any good?

>> No.9961974,5 [INTERNAL] 

>>9961974,4
well only one episode aired but it seems pretty decent

>> No.9961974,6 [INTERNAL] 

>>9961974,1
2009 > 2010 > 2008 > 2011 = 2012 = etc

>> No.9961974,7 [INTERNAL] 

>>9961974,6
SHUT THE FUCK UP OH MY GOD!

>> No.9961974,8 [INTERNAL] 

>>9961974,6
This is so weird, in order of the best years of my life(not jaypee's life), my ranking is the same as this

>> No.9961974,9 [INTERNAL] 

2011 was the best year

>> No.9961974,10 [INTERNAL] 

>>9961974,9
2011 sucked

>> No.9961974,11 [INTERNAL] 

>>9961974,7
>SHUT THE FUCK UP OH MY GOD!
Thus saith the Lord: YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP.

>> No.9961974,12 [INTERNAL] 

>>9961974,10
your entire life sucked

>> No.9961974,13 [INTERNAL] 

>>9961974,12
you talkin' about yourself?

>> No.9961974,14 [INTERNAL] 

>>9961974,12
feelin it

>> No.9961974,15 [INTERNAL] 

>>9961974,10
no youre a faggot

>> No.9961974,16 [INTERNAL] 

>>9961974,11
I wouldn't be surprised if He told Jacob that.

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