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9938831 No.9938831[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

yo /jp/ I've got a joke for you:

The other day i said to my girlfriend you know i'd like a little pussy she said me to mines as big as a house... you see she wanted a little one.. hers was.. as big as a house

>> No.9938841

> my girlfriend

出オチwwww

>> No.9938868

The other day, I was going down on my girlfriend, I said to her, "Jeez you got a big pussy. Jeez you got a big pussy."
She said, "Why did you say that twice?" I said, "I didn't."
See, cuz of the echo.

>> No.9938876

quads

>> No.9938879

>>9938868
that's very funny. now check my repeating digits.

>> No.9938883
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9938883

HO HO HO HO HO HO HO

HO HO HO HO HO

>> No.9938885

Please enjoy my quads.

>> No.9938886

sssssssshaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

>> No.9938891
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9938891

Last night me and my girlfriend watched three DVDs back to back. Luckily I was the one facing the telly.

>> No.9938901

>>9938891
btw im a girl

>> No.9938927

Yesterday I picked up my girlfriend from dance.
She said I have a "lolly comprecks"

>> No.9938935

>>9938868
Shouldn't that be ``I didn't. I didn't''?

>> No.9938942

>>9938935
no, because he lifted his head so he wasnt talking into her vagina

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