/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

So supposedly Kaguya is the most beautiful woman on Earth.

But when you think about it Tenshi is not from Earth. And she's described as being unearthly beautiful.

So, who do you think is actually more beautiful amongst those two?

[Anonymous No.]

Kaguya with short hair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9934620

Go away Nisio.

[Anonymous No.]

Kaguya isn't beautiful, especially not with that lip hair and the way ZUN ever so elegantly drew her. Tenko is way more beautiful, and so are many others.

[Anonymous No.]

Kaguya isn't from Earth either.

They could be tied!

[Anonymous No.]

>>9934628

She's the perfect asian princess beauty archetype.

But yeah, I'd give this one to Tenshi.

[Anonymous No.]

Gonna go with Kaguya.
But Chiko is definitely Top 5 material.

Also, beauty is subjective.

[Anonymous No.]

I'd sell my kidney to see them engage is a violent session of ragesex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9934612
[citation needed]

[Anonymous No.]

I'll give you the only true but boring answer: It depends on the artist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9934620
nooooooo

[Anonymous No.]

What about our lovely tengu reporter?

I think she's a serious contender for the most beautiful girl in Gensokyo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9934612
Kaguya is the most beautiful toho decreeted by our lord ZUN

[Saegrimr !SHIELDM.mE No.]

>>9934686
This person is intelligent, listen to him.

[Anonymous No.]

most beautiful 2hu

[Anonymous No.]

>>9934686
She would look better with long hair, but her outfit is great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9934612
>So supposedly Kaguya is the most beautiful woman on Earth.
Supposedly I am the Lord of the Worlds. So?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9934704
>>9934686
off-topic and not canon

shitposters pls go

[Anonymous No.]

bunnies are not from earth

[Anonymous No.]

Beautifullest (Yes, I know that's not a word.)

[Anonymous No.]

ZUN only ever said that because he is a stupid fucking xenophobic niggergook. Notice the extremely Japanese traits of Kaguya like greasy black and straight hair

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>9934731
Shhh.

They don't need to know that.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>9934730
Stop using words you don't understand please.

Also forced beauty is not real beauty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9934740
>Hating on black straight hair
>Year of Our Lord 2012
You know what I'm going to say

[Anonymous No.]

>>9934756
>>Black straight hair
Are you implying >Black straight hair is good?
You mustn't be white

[Anonymous No.]

>>9934773
Are you implying black straight hair isn't pretty?

Take a look outside then, I'm sure you can find yourself some bleached blonde afro-wearing niggerettes to admire.

[Anonymous No.]

Oh, Tenshi-sama.
I love the combination of your beauty, brattyness and playfulness.

[Anonymous No.]

It's funny because kaguya is probably the ugliest and most boring looking touhou.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9934917
Try harder, Mokou

[Anonymous No.]

Realistically Kaguya is more beautiful because she isn't deep down in the uncanny valley unlike Tenshi, having blue hair.

[Anonymous No.]

They both suck.

[Anonymous No.]

Kaguya can be pretty, but Tenshi IS pretty. I know who gets my vote.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9934644
Foreplay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9934773
That's the joke. I am white and blonde hair is everywhere. Straight black is exotic in a good way.

[Anonymous No.]

prettiest 2hus:
kaguya
tenshi
yuyuko
byakuren
aya

[Anonymous No.]

it's not easy being beautiful

[Anonymous No.]

>>9934980
Actually it is.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

I like them both, but I think Tenshi is prettier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9934976
Can Udonge join that list? She's beautiful!

[Anonymous No.]

Yakumo-sama

/thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>9935011
Nice hair, good figure, and good taste in clothes.
Sure, you're in. Welcome to Team Pretty.

[naitoknaito No.]

>>9935033

[Anonymous No.]

>>9934976
Um...

[Anonymous No.]

>>9935035
You're awesome anon, thanks!

[Anonymous No.]

>>9935011
>>9935041
why not

kaguya
tenshi
yuyuko
byakuren
aya
udonge
sanae

[Anonymous No.]

>>9935041

It says pretties not sluttiest

[Anonymous No.]

>>9935040
translate it weabros

[Anonymous No.]

>>9935055

"The pleasure of being the most beautiful woman inside and outside of Genoskyo, is this possible !?"

[naitoknaito No.]

>>9935050

yuyuko, byakuren, udonge and sanae are fine girls.

aya is meh.

kaguya and tenshi a shit, kaguya a grat one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9935051
Don't be mean, she's plenty pretty. Otherwise she wouldn't have so many people obsessed with getting between her legs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9935074
Thanks weabro

[Anonymous No.]

Kaguya, Tenshi, Yuyuko and Reisen are the most beautiful.

Yukari is up there too when she's in teen form.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9935080

You don't have to be pretty to get laid as a female just easy, which Sanae is

[Anonymous No.]

I'm not seeing Byakuren's prettiness. Yuyuko can work; she doesn't do it terribly very often, but she can be pretty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9935107
What about Eirin?

I think she's pretty too.

[Anonymous No.]

Patchouli is pretty in all forms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9935108
So then why do the fans call her easy and not, say, Kaguya or Tenshi?
It's because they want her more than the rest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9935033
I completely agree...

[Anonymous No.]

well since it's another post your favorite 2hu thread now...

[Anonymous No.]

>>9935156
NO! This is about TENSHI!

[Anonymous No.]

>>9935183
Eh. I win either way.

What's Tenshi been up too sense SWR?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9935113

Yuyuko can be insanely beautiful when done right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9935183
go away, Tenshi.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Would it feel good to rub a peach skin (fuzzy side) on your cock?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9935204
Nyeh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9935183
I think Tenshi is pretty, too, as well as everyone else in this thread except >>9934736

[Anonymous No.]

When it comes to skin quality I'm pretty sure spirit duo is slightly above even celestials and lunarian princesses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9935190
Occasionally coming down to earth for some fun events and changing weather around random people. I wonder if Suika is still staying in heaven.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9935220
You must like green.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9935208
Don't piss me off, brat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9935229
Or what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9935221
Yeah, but only VERY slightly, and when they do it just comes off as eerie.
This is just for Yuyuko, by the way. Youmu's skin is on her human half, and she's a hard working warrior. Surely she's got some bumps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9935220
I love everything about the picture you posted except the face. It upsets me.
And how dare you say that about Yuuka!?

Also, much as I hate to admit it, I'm going to have to go with Kaguya on this one. Tenshi's pretty, but not universally so...or maybe the word I'm looking for is classically? Kaguya is classically beautiful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9935239
I will punish you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9935229
Am i the only one here who isn't autistic. Every picture in this thread is Autistic and yours is the worst.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9935288
Pffft. She beat you once, she'll do it again!

[Anonymous No.]

>>9935302
You seem maAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRGHD

[Anonymous No.]

>>9935303
You only beat her once.
And that wasn't even her FINAL FORM

[Anonymous No.]

>>9935315
Tenshi's got forms too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9935302
>Am i the only one here who isn't autistic

[Anonymous No.]

>>9935321
Pff, Tenshi only lifts herself into orbit and shoots easily avoidable lasers.
Nothing compared to Yukari

[Anonymous No.]

>>9935321
Very dangerous forms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9935330
Oh yeah? What fancy second forms has Yukari taken on, hmmm?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9935342
It's too horrifying for mortal minds to comprehend. Check at your own risk.

Yukari WITHOUT HER MAKEUP

Nothing can survive that

[Anonymous No.]

>>9935075
yuyuko, bitch please

[Anonymous No.]

Tenshi collecting energy in her dangerous form to perform her final attack.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9935347
What a horrible beast!

[Anonymous No.]

>>9935247

I want to touch Yuyuko. Just to know how soft she is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9935365
She'll over herself for touching, then your hand will pass right through her and get really fucking cold, and then she'll have a good laugh as you freak out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9935374
*Offer. Whatever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9935380
*maximun

[Anonymous No.]

>>9935365
maximun softness

i guarantee it

[Anonymous No.]

I can't decide which 2hu to get a daki cover of...I want someone I can cuddle all the time, even when I'm feeling sad.

[Anonymous No.]

I always had the impression Tenshi was an older touhou (but not a hag). Probably a late teen/early 20s look but most fanartists draw her younger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9935409
It's because she's so immature.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9935380
How has the ice cream not fallen out yet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9935409

She looks around 16-17 in SWR.

[Anonymous No.]

Kaguya vs Tenshi in non danmaku fight

[Anonymous No.]

>>9935374

I'd move my hand to where her uterus should be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9935462
Tenshi would win, of course. Kaguya is too lazy and weak to defeat her hand-to-hand.
but I'd love to hear her HELP ME ERINNNNNN~~~!!! during the fight

[Anonymous No.]

>>9935462

Immortal being vs indestructible being

[Anonymous No.]

>>9935462
A somewhat competent sword fighter who throws around rocks like darts or a sheltered princess. Right.
What's Kaguya even going to do with danmaku? I'd imagine she'd just throw the jeweled branch of hourai, watch it bump off Tenshi's chest, and cover her face with her sleeves until it's all over. Or Tenshi pulls them out of the way to get at her teeth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9935473
Eirin wins!

[Anonymous No.]

>>9935485
Someone else to beat up? Yay!
Eirin's a thinker, not a fighter. Especially not with no bullets involved.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9935495
Don't know what you're talking about, Eirin's definitely a fighter and a thinker.

[Kilgamayan !2BklmILFiE No.]

1. Iku
2. Tenshi
3. Kasen
4. Reisen
5. Komachi
6. Meiling
7. Hina
8. Kaguya
9. Alice
10. Utsuho
11. Seiga
12. Sakuya
13. Aya
14. Byakuren
15. Yuuka
16. Yuyuko

????. Reimu
????+1. Marisa

9001. Lyrica

Infinity. Remilia

[Anonymous No.]

>>9935473
Funny, I recall Kaguya being the one to help Eirin out.

>>9935489
Kaguya pulls out all her beamspam, Tenshi gets thoroughly supressed. 5 minutes later, a pulverized Tenshi is lying at the bottom of a rather deep crater.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9935509

[Anonymous No.]

>>9935510
No danmaku, anon. Pay attention.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9935509

this is shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>9935489
>>9935462

Kaguya is the fastest Touhou thanks to her power. And lunarian magic is insane.

But celestials are also broken as fuck, especially Tenshi. And she is armed with powerful artifacts.

Hard to tell really.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9935518

No danmaku means no spell card rules. Not that magic isn't allowed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9935526
Kaguya fast? What?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9935518
Kaguya uses immortality!
Some hours later, Tenshi falls down exhausted, inflicting no lasting damage.

But yeah, Tenshi'll probably win, unless Kaguya has some moonhax we don't know about.

[Kilgamayan !2BklmILFiE No.]

>>9935511

Sanae is hot rather than beautiful. It's a hard-to-describe difference, but there's a difference.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9935509
>Kasen
>Meiling
>Hina
>Seiga
>Byakuren
Needs some revision.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9935532
I'm guessing he means power over eternity.
I'm pretty sure it doesn't work that way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9935535
Kaguya may be immortal, but she feels the hits she takes.She'll give up or surrender or something before Tenshi gets tired.

[Anonymous No.]

Da faq? Kaguya couldn't even beat a shrine maiden which Tenshi did with ease

Kaguya fags sure a delusional if there's anything close to powerlevels in canon it's obvious that Kaguya wouldn't stand a chance against Tenshi

[Kilgamayan !2BklmILFiE No.]

>>9935549

Dude, Kasen is gorgeous as fuck. I'll grant Hina was probably a bias reach but I was honestly stunned to not see any mention of Kasen before that post.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9935551
I'm not convinced. If that's true, then get Komachi, Usuho, and probably Meiling the fuck out of there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9935563
Remember that Tenshi was in a fighting game, and Kaguya was playing danmaku.

[Anonymous No.]

>1. Iku
First? I'm not gona even bother to explain why.
>2. Tenshi
No
>3. Kasen
2primary4me.
>4. Reisen
Acceptable/Debatable
>5. Komachi
Acceptable/Debatable
>6. China
Full retarded
>7. Hina
Acceptable/Debatable
>8. Kaguya
Most horrible character after Cirno
>9. Alice
Acceptable/Debatable
>10. Utsuho
Acceptable/Debatable
>11. Seiga
Not likely to be even on the top 20
>12. Sakuya
Acceptable/Debatable
>13. Aya
Nope
>14. Byakuren
Acceptable/Debatable
>15. Yuuka
Acceptable/Debatable
>16. Yuyuko
Acceptable/Debatable

>????. Reimu
>????+1. Marisa
KUSO_POST_AWARD.jpg
>9001. Lyrica
Meh

>No Yukari, Eiki or Sanae

judgement: Good taste.
Good taste if you have tastebuds in your asshole.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9935532
>Her other ability regarding the instantaneous is complementary to her manipulation of eternity, and allows control over extremely short time durations.
>It allows her to act in instants so short as to be imperceptible to human beings.
>In using these times, it's said that she can have several parallel timelines.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9935571
ZUN also said that Kaguya is too broken to be in a fighting game.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9935563

You are forgetting that IN was a team game. Kaguya lost to a team of Reimu and Yukari.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9935578
...
...huh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9935586
She also lost to each character separately.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9935597
Her power extends to the control of things that happen instantaneously or endlessly. The exact range of her powers is a bit questionable from a philosophical standpoint, in my opinion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9935601
After she got beaten by a team of them.
And the dialogue remains the same by the way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9935601

Bonus feature. Not canon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9935509
nope

[Anonymous No.]

>>9935597

Instant movement. Instant spell incantations.

She's pretty much a beamspamming Flash. Have fun fighting that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9935449
dude, it's magic

[Anonymous No.]

Kaguya is shit anyway so it doesn't matter she's a fucking coward and lost to Reimu which Tenshi beat effortlessly in SWR

this isn't even debatable Kaguya would get her shit pushed in so hard she'd need that eternity of hers because that's how long it would take Erin to pull Tenshi's boot out of her ass

[Anonymous No.]

>>9935610
>>9935621
I'm unconvinced.
What's she done with it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9935640

She lost to the team of Reimu and Yukari. That's quite a difference.

And seriously, there is no way to tell who would win. Both are broken.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9935647
I want you to realize that very few Touhou characters have actually been shown using their powers, primarily because most of their interactions were when playing Danmaku, which prevented them from actually making use of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9935640
Mokou pls go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9935640
But Reisen beat Tenshi in SWR.

Does that mean Udonge is the true mastermind behind Eientei!?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9935449
Ghost are cold.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9935621
She can move instantly, but not think instantly. Unless she is secretly a counterstrike player, you can still act faster than she can react.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9935640
moko please

[Anonymous No.]

>>9935651

last I recall Resien got the shit slapped outta her once she started investigating the incident by most of the characters involved in SWR and then finally by Yukari who told her that She and Reimu would take on the culprit

if you going to go that route then every character in SWR is stronger than Tenshi which they're obviously not

Reimu's path is probably the only true ending because Tenshi is defeated and the shrine is restored

[Anonymous No.]

>>9935666

She creates bubbles of distorted time.

It pass normally for her, but instantly for others.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9935656
I know. They're also so vague that I can't be assed to consider them when putting Touhous in death matches like this.
Yuugi can "control supernatural phenomena," but who knows what that means and she's apparently never done so, so until she does she's a big tough woman with a horn on her head.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9935651

Tenshi purposely lost to everyone.

Then got serious in her story mode.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9935651
She did?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9935684
To be fair, everybody got their shit slapped in SWR.

Why does her campaign path allow you to beat others then? Wouldn't it be one of those melodramatic things where you beat them but the following dialogue acts like you've still lost?

I mean, when you play Remi's path, you beat Reisen, when you play Reisen's path, you beat Remi.

Lets just be fair and say everybody won.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9935696
To be fair, there is a lot of arguing even with pretty clear powers, like Flan's. Fortunately, Gensokyo is an individual place, so everyone can claim different things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9935692
Presumably she isn't constantly using this power and instead has to think to use it. If her reaction speed is half a second than Tenshi has half a second to win the fight, which should be more than enough for a fine lady of her caliber.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9935696

Kaguya's ability is quite easy to understand. She can make things eternal and move/act instantly. And she's immortal. Add to that lunarian magic and you have a monster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9935743
>She can make things eternal
Ok.

>and move/act instantly
Bullshit.

[Kilgamayan !2BklmILFiE No.]

>>9935569

Utsuho possibly, Meiling maybe. Komachi is basically modeled after the Japanese embodiment of beauty, though.

Really, if I were to take anyone off my list on the ground of hot-instead-of-beautiful it'd be Aya.

>>9935576

Yukari is probably the only fictional character I've ever met where I simply can't get past her personality to appreciate what I know is fabulous aesthetics. Her person somehow manages to out-ugly her very commendable looks and it leads me to never think of her as beautiful.

Eiki I'm on the fence about. I wish we had more canon material of her because (a) I've been a huge fan ever since I got into this franchise and (b) fanon can't make up its fucking mind. I would put her fairly high on a more personal list than the one I posted, to be sure.

I will fight to the death to defend my choice of #1.

>>9935684
>Reimu's path is probably the only true ending because Tenshi is defeated and the shrine is restored

All the paths are canon, because they're all part of one large series of interconnecting events.

http://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Scarlet_Weather_Rhapsody/Timeline/Temp

[Anonymous No.]

>>9935780
And I will fight to the death that Sanae at least deserves a spot in the top 20.
Seiga? Alice? Please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9935809
Not until she trims that stupid ass weed growing out the top of her head.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9935780
>Komachi is basically modeled after the Japanese embodiment of beauty, though.
I guess that got lost in translation somewhere, then. At least in fanon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9935809
Seigas pretty effective towards me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9935809
Wanting to die for Sanae is natural and healthy but please remember what you are fighting for. Top spot in some /jp/sie's list? Please don't let them bully you into this!

[Kilgamayan !2BklmILFiE No.]

>>9935809

I would have no problem putting Sanae in the Top 20. The other contenders that come to mind immediately are Keine, Eirin, Eiki, and Minoriko, with outside shots for Lunasa, Mystia, Nitori, and Satori, and I'm pretty sure I can't say four of them are more beautiful than Sanae.

For what it's worth, she's another one that's higher on my personal list.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9935816

fuck you bro

[Anonymous No.]

>>9935852
I cannot believe I forgot about Keine. I'm so sorry, sensei.

>For what it's worth, she's another one that's higher on my personal list.
Ok then. I forgive you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9935852
Explain why each of those should be on a list of 20 most beautiful. They aren't exactly the first to come to mind when someone says "beautiful touhous" so I just want to hear why you think they are.

[Anonymous No.]

Of course she is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9935910
Well man, sometimes people have opinions...and they feel the need to inform others of their opinions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9935944
Exactly, I'm asking him to inform me further in his opinion. That should make him happy right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9935950
Beauty is a subjective thing, so you probably won't agree with him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9935958
Probably not but I like hearing the reasoning behind odd choices.

[Kilgamayan !2BklmILFiE No.]

>>9935910

A lot of it has to do with a combination of outfit, body type, and behavior (or at least perceived behavior). I will also admit I give more beauty points to long hair than short hair, as much as three of my top five have the latter.

Keine and Eirin, with their hair bonuses, both come across as people that actively attempt to conduct themselves in more-civil-than-normal manners. They also both have outfits that are showy without being flashy. Minoriko and Eiki are the same way, with a lack of a hair bonus counteracted by their positions in the grand scheme of things making them very likely to be particularly kind to those on a level lower than them.

Mystia's outfit screams beauty to me, even if she can be more of a brat than anyone else in that post. The hat, the dress, the shoes, all look wonderful. She also has enough of a mature body to pull off beautiful ahead of plain ol' cute.

Satori has a frilly outfit stitched with quiet elegance and lives in a mansion full of stained glass windows. Classy as hell. I just have to ignore the thalidomide arms and imagine she has bed head when playing SA.

Lunasa has a stoic charm and I think her outfit has a certain grace in its simplicity. Also violin. She may get a subconscious bonus from having a psychotic sister and an ass-ugly sister, though.

I'm not actually sure why I included Nitori and would probably drop her in thinking about it some more.

Sanae will come later (hurr), I have to go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9935999
You must be one of the few people I've seen that picture Mystia with a mature body.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9936011
Well, yeah, that's sorta what he does.

[Anonymous No.]

Why did you stop talking about her!?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9936057
Because she's rubbish.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

I want to have consensual sex in the missionary position with Tenshi. She would wrap her legs around me, our hands would intertwine, and we would kiss throughout it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9936075

FUCKING DISGUSTING

>>>/d/ you heathen

>consent
>missionary
>kiss

that is the lewdest shit i've ever seen you're filthy i'm calling the fucking cops

[Anonymous No.]

Heres my favorite tenshi picture

I hope you like it

[Taki-Chan !IRhXpoTAkU No.]

>>9934647

☣

[Anonymous No.]

>>9936098
Did she kill that thing from never ending story?

[Anonymous No.]

Needs more Kaguya.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9936075
!

[Anonymous No.]

>>9936108
Imagine Mokou seeking her out and punching her in the face every night with a fiery fist too.

[Anonymous No.]

I really like tenshi and she is my 3rd favorite touhou because she is very cute and beautiful and stunning and cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>9935228
it's a fine color

here's my completely subjective and baseless ranking of 2hu beauty:

Kaguya
Tenshi
Yuyuko
Yukari
Toyohime
Yorihime
Hina
Seiga
Kotohime
Eirin
Iku
Keine

princesses have to be beautiful obviously.

[Anonymous No.]

Tenshi must have a lot of flogging scars.

[Anonymous No.]

Both are pale in comparison of the time-stopping maid.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>9937287

[Anonymous No.]

I want Tenshi to lick and suck my dick with her arms tied behind her back. After that we would cuddle together and have a nice dinner then cuddle again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9937773
Why not just keep her locked in a basement?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9937783
Then we wouldn't be able to do the routine where she greets me in a naked apron when I come home from soul-crushing salaryman office labor...

[Anonymous No.]

>>9937788
Wouldn't it be more satisfying to take out all your stress and angry on the girl bound in your basement after work?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9937788
Does this involve stockholm syndrome?

[Anonymous No.]

But Tenshi doesn't like being tied up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9937802
Tenshi is a hard M. And if she is not, then she will learn to be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9937805
Tenshi doesn't want to learn that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9937792
>>9937793
We are a loving couple, I wouldn't do something like this!

[Anonymous No.]

>>9937809
Why that's not sexy at all!

[Anonymous No.]

>>9937809
Cute image dude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9937808
That is okay. As long as I am happy, she will be happy. Just as long as she does not fight it, and just let things go naturally.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9937816
You're scary. And so is that "let things go" thing.
Tenshi likes herself and doesn't want herself to change. No deal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9937822
She sure gets in those positions a lot for someone who claims not to like them. I will do her a favor, then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9937823
You mean you'll let her go?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9937826
Yep, let her go right into some fun times. Let her go ahead and love me. Only me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9937829
...huh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9937829
What will you do if she never learns to love you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9937835
Then we have a lot of time to practice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9937842
Creepy people are very lovable with enough rope, time, and tranquilizers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9937837
Well, you're creepy, and this rope is uncomfortable, so she's probably gonna leave soon, and again, you're creepy, and creepy people aren't lovable and she barely knows you anyways...sooooo...

[Anonymous No.]

>>9937845
I don't think so. Creepy and rope are bad, time is boring, and tranquilizers are...uh...not sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9937850
She has to give it a shot. I sure will. Lots of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9937853
You still don't seem trustworthy. So no.
Needles can't scratch Tenshi's invincible skin anyway. And if you try and gets something down her thought, you're gonna lose some fingers.

[Anonymous No.]

This is getting TOO LEWD. Remove yourselves from the premises you jews.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9937857
They have gags for that. I guess she has to learn all about the wonders of gags, too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9937861
Oh, she had one of those once. It hurt he jaw and she found she preferred talking, so forget that.
No gags.

[Anonymous No.]

Oh just write up a fap fic already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9937865
She really should remember that thing about going with the flow, it helps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9937869
And YOU should remember that Tenshi won't let herself just be molded into what other people want.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9937873
Not whatever other people want. Just something happy. Happy, happy, happy. For me, and nobody else.

[Anonymous No.]

All that talk about violating Tenshi...
I'm sure you guys forgot you won't be able to tie her up in the first place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9937879
I do not recognize the authority of anything bearing the name of impossibility.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9937876
Well, Tenshi's already plenty happy. With herself, no less, who's not you.
For you and nobody else sounds like Tenshi going through with whatever you've got planned would mean just you're happy, and we can't have that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9937884
It does not mean that at all. I said nothing about her not being happy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9937881
3 minutes later, anon is defeated on a bottom of a crater.
Well, at least you tried.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9937886
>Just something happy. Happy, happy, happy. For me, and nobody else.
Tenshi is someone else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9937892
Would you test your Touhou against some good old fashioned American firepower?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9937895
That is hardly fair. I take good care of my things.

[Anonymous No.]

Are you that guy who keeps dead dogs in his basement and let Reimu freeze to death on your doorstep a couple Christmas's ago? Or that other guy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9937901
Which other guy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9937898
Oooh, no! Tenshi is absolutely NOT a thing, and she is absolutely NOT yours!

[Anonymous No.]

>>9937907
So you are saying that she does not exist? You deny her very being? And you talk poorly of me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9937904
Um...like the other wannabe monstrous serial killer, but less extreme. I can't remember anything notable about him other than that he turns up from time to time and I'm half-convinced they're the same person.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9937910
She is a PERSON! Not some mere thing like a rock or a tree! Don't go categorizing her as some random object you can pick up and call yours; she's her own person, and nothing's ever going to change that!

[Anonymous No.]

>>9937911
Please find some archive posts for each of these individuals, and I will gladly confirm or deny whether I made them or not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9937913
Please hold.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9937917
Right. Her very own person. And I will take extra special care. People break easily, you know, and I take good care of my things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9937919
What did I just tell you!?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9937927
You told me she is a person, so I told you I will take extra special care, because people can break easily.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9937932
You also said you "take good care of your things." That implies you're still thinking of her as a thing that is yours.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9937938
We just covered how much happier she will be. I am just looking out for her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9937913
All right. Dog guy is the guy talking about letting Reimu in out of the cold if she lets him rape her, which escalates from there. Other guy, again, isn't memorable beyond "that one guy," so can't find any examples for him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9937945
Derp.
http://archive.foolz.us/jp/thread/8288678/

[Anonymous No.]

>>9937944
If you were really looking out for her, you'd let her go already. Floors are cold.
With all your talk about making her yours and stuff, it sounds more like you're just looking out for yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>9937945
I was definitely in that thread, but I was not the dog guy.

>>9937954
I will get her something nice and fluffy to sleep on. I have some big pillows she can curl up on top of while she comes to love me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9937969

[Anonymous No.]

>>9937973

[Anonymous No.]

>>9937971
Specifically, I was the tranquilizer guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9937976

[Anonymous No.]

>>9937980

[Anonymous No.]

>>9937971
Still not big on the whole "coming to love you" thing.
And don't say "oooh I've got time to teach her" or anything. Tenshi isn't going to learn from some creepy guy who keeps her bound and gagged and asleep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9937983

[Anonymous No.]

>>9937969
>>9937973
>>9937976
>>9937980
>>9937983
Oh thank fuck, finally.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9937984
You think she will not, but people come around, trust me on that one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9937991
But Tenshi isn't staying long. I thought we established that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9937985

[Anonymous No.]

>>9938001

[Anonymous No.]

>>9937999
We established no such thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9938002

[Anonymous No.]

>>9937977
Tranquilizer guy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9938005

[Anonymous No.]

>>9938006
http://archive.foolz.us/jp/thread/8288678/#8292904

[Anonymous No.]

>>9938004
see >>9937842
>she's probably gonna leave soon

[Anonymous No.]

>>9937894
I'm sure Tenshi will be very scared of your 9mm peashooter.
And then you'll get buried under ten tons of keystones.
Don't fight battles you can't win.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9938012

[Anonymous No.]

>>9938014
Oh.
Apple doesn't fall far from the tree, I guess. Carry on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9938016
If she was already involved, I would certainly be more careful than leaving her to walk out the front door. Honestly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9938021

[Anonymous No.]

>>9938030

[Anonymous No.]

>>9938028
Oooooh?
Are you telling TENSHI what she can and can't do? Are you really doing that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9938040

[Anonymous No.]

>>9938043
Maybe we could have a seat and discuss it a little more. A drink for the fair maiden, perhaps?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9938045

[Anonymous No.]

>>9938047
Well, she IS fair. And a maiden.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9938054

[Anonymous No.]

>>9937866

[Anonymous No.]

>>9938062

[Anonymous No.]

>>9938068
Guten Arbeit!

[Anonymous No.]

>>9938064
I am not a very experienced writer, though. Surely if you wish to follow the tale of Anonymous dosing Tenshi with sleeping pills and locking her up in his basement and trying to give her stockholm syndrome and turning her into a loyal and subservient maidservant overly fond of being restrained and considering sucking his cock as its own reward your imagination would provide a sufficient series of details.

[Anonymous No.]

Tea

[Anonymous No.]

>dat japanese girl hasn't shown up for 4 days

What happened?

what am i doing wrong?

I don't want to work anymore

[Anonymous No.]

>>9938079
You done?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9938093
Not sure, lemme get back to you on that.

[Anonymous No.]

Reimu is, she killed every competitor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9938095
Yeah, well, she's feeling pretty sleepy all of a sudden, so Tenshi's gonna head home now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9938117
Allow me to escort you, then. Just because you are leaving my home does not mean there are not other, even more dangerous men out there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9937948
Geez, older /jp/ was weird. I miss those days.

>>8289221
>>8289259
>>8289303
>>8289346
Ow. That melted my heart after that whole rape exchange.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9938122
Mrgmnm...even more dangerous...see, you ARE dangerous...knew you were up to no good...
And na. Tenshi can handle herself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9938137
That is okay. I have things to do. She should go ahead and feel free to relax.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9938140
Yeah. She'll go relax.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9938143
Right, so she should just lay down and relax. Best thing to do right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9938147
Mgnnmm...gut says that a...bad idea...

[Anonymous No.]

>>9938150
Not at all. There are plenty of pillows and such.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9938164
'illows at hme...shdnt stay...shnt

[Anonymous No.]

>>9938174
She would be in no position to walk home if she cannot stand, of course. In such an event, she should have to borrow a pillow. Fortunately, I have some fairly large ones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9938176
Guuuu...
...jus...dnt do nothn wird...orr she'll...shl...bvmmmlzzzzzz...zzzzz...

[Anonymous No.]

>>9938183
I still think everybody on /jp/ needs something in case of an emergency like that, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9938188
What?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9938191
Everybody on /jp/ needs some roofies or some tranquilisers or something, just in case.

[Anonymous No.]

Sike.

All right, anonymous, you wanna-be rapists mind-breaking piece of crap, let's get a few things straight. One, Celestials are PERFECT. They're not going to be brought down by some paltry herbs and potions. Two, Tenshi is not an idiot. She knew what you were up to the second you opened your mouth, and stuck around to play cat and mouse out of boredom alone. And three, there isn't a chain or rope known to men, especially little pathetic sacks of puss that think they can fool a CELESTIAL like some common broad at a bar, that can hold down Tenshi. Your harebrained schemes have a snowballs chance in hell of succeeding on a MORTAL, much less an angel.
And four. If you ever, even ONCE try...no, even THINK to try and sully her body or mind with your ridiculous fantasies, and she finds out about it, which she WILL, she will personally break every lass soggy bone in that grease-filled blob you call a body.

Thanks for the drinks and the chat. Bye.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9938234
We had a nice thread going, and then you had to be so rude about it. Apologize to these nice people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9938237
>nice
Right.

Hmph. You want to chain girls up in your basement until they lose their minds and obsess over your cock. I'll play with you, but don't mistake me for giving you any more respect than you diverse. And I was just being in character; Tenshi is naive, but not THAT naive.
You didn't even give me any fap fodder, you jerk.
...and sorry. There's probably a separation of dick and brain in your case too; you're probably at LEAST a passable person.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9938251
Honestly I felt like this thread really should not be here but I had to keep responding because otherwise I would have lost. I am sorry for not giving my full efforts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9938253
Nobody wins in a pseudo-RP brawl, especially when neither side knows when to quit.
Unless someone faps or something. Ugh, god, that Marisa thing...never again...

It's easy to type in sleep talk when you're actually sleepy. G'night. I except the juice details on what you'd do next by noon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9935780
>Komachi is basically modeled after the Japanese embodiment of beauty, though.

Nigga is you high?
If anything, Kaguya is the one "basically modeled after the Japanese embodiment of beauty." She's the one that looks most like a Heian princess.
Please control your autism, sir.

[Kilgamayan !2BklmILFiE No.]

>>9938677

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ono_no_Komachi