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9924196 No.9924196 [Reply] [Original]

Do you?

>> No.9924209

>>9924196
>monthly butthurt
>pregnancy

No

>> No.9924210

Why would you want to bleed out of your vagina every month and leak mucus?

>> No.9924211

Yeah, but not for such silly reasons. I just want to be a cute girl doing cute things.

>> No.9924216

I want to be a girl so I can pretend to be a guy on the internet.

>> No.9924217

> deal with this...this bullshit

What was this in the original Japanese?

>> No.9924218

Bleeding from a vagina and a decreased brain capacity isn't especially desirable.

>> No.9924226

>>9924210
It can be a lot worse than just bleeding. Symptoms can apparently include nausea, migraines, diarrhea, cramping, irrationality, listlessness, emotional instability, etc etc.

>> No.9924224

N-no thanks!

>> No.9924236

>>9924226
But on the bright side, your life will be much easier.

Just marry a salary man, and you'll be fine. Marry a business man, and happy ending

>> No.9924238

>>9924236
You want me to marry a salary man? How amusing.

>> No.9924242

>>9924236
But would that make you happy?
He'd probably want sex every now and then.
He'd probably want kids (which you'd end up taking care of).
He'd probably want you to look nice, and attend the occasional social event with him while looking nice.
He'll probably complain a lot.
He'll probably be dumber than you, but think he is smarter.

>> No.9924245

I like to think that I'm actually a cute loli pretending to be a loser in a large life simulation RPG.

>> No.9924250

it would change how I use my dragon dildos

probably not worth the period part although i'd defintely get fucked more often

>> No.9924251

>>9924238
Who then? An otaku with waifu-complex disease? C'mon

>>9924242
As long as you get the money. All that is matter. I'm no hypocrite, as long as I'm not dying of hunger, I'm happy.

>> No.9924256

>>9924251
Happy? Real? How..

>> No.9924265
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9924265

>>9924242
No you're wrong. If my hentai mangas and doujins have taught me anything the businessman would always be away for business trips and is too much of a pussywhipped coward to demand anything out of me in fear he'd lose me, so I can easily tell him I don't want a child. This leaves me with incredible amounts of time to myself and NEET it up. He'll only come home on weekends or a few times every few months and want to make love which I would allow him to indulge.

If the whole female lust thing is just as bad as everyone says it is then I would probably have a couple of affairs with strapping young stallion men every once in a while, without him knowing of course.

>> No.9924274

>>9924251
>An otaku with waifu-complex disease
Sounds like a good plan. Since he's pretty insecure I'd be able to make him do anything I like, lick my fingers for example..... I'm so aroused by that idea !

>> No.9924277

>>9924209
Who the fuck are you quoting?

>> No.9924279

No, not really. Nothing is worth having to be a woman except maybe better fashion options.

>> No.9924282
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9924282

wouldn't you rather like to be a manly man instead?
just look at this manliness dripping off

>> No.9924283

>>9924242
>He'll probably be dumber than you

This is what high school dropouts actually believe

>> No.9924287
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9924287

If I were a girl I'd probably be as beautiful or prettier than my sister and not a gross balding virgin loser.

>> No.9924288

>>9924256
Because I know how painful and suffering, dying of thirst and hunger. SO, only getting something to eat at least once a day, I'm happy.

>> No.9924291

>>9924282
I want to be like him actually.

>> No.9924300

>>9924288
How is it that you have the privilege of posting on an imageboard then?

>> No.9924302
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9924302

I wish I were erotic like the Master.

>> No.9924306

My heroes and role models are all men, being female means I am one step farther from achieving their perfection. Also. I guess I should point out the emotional instability, manipulation, and fragility inherent to the feminine gender.

>> No.9924304

>>9924287
Did you sex?

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9924305

>>9924265
A husband that's always away you say.

>> No.9924308

>>9924304
If I sexed I wouldn't be a virgin would I? Use your head you dumb ox.

>> No.9924311

I just wish to have a beautiful soul. Being a guy or a girl doesn't matter that much in comparison.

>> No.9924317
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9924317

>>9924196
sauce please

>> No.9924327

>>9924274
IF you're his waifu, otherwise you'll dying out of jealousy

>> No.9924331

>>9924317
if yo calm that loli down first, i dun wanna get beaten

>> No.9924332

>>9924317
Satori Funtime Zoo by desudesu

>> No.9924338

>>9924300
Because life is round, Darling.

Sometimes, we're up on above, sometimes we're crawling down below

>> No.9924343

>>9924317
Hina is the purest waifu.

>> No.9924355

>>9924343
>pure
she's a fucking pothead

>> No.9924359

>>9924306
>emotional instability, manipulation, and fragility inherent to the feminine gender
But you could be one of the rare specimens who don't display those characteristics, and that would make you extra awesome.

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9924360

>>9924355
uncle pls don't bully

>> No.9924375

>>9924359
And that is what makes my mom the best mom.
She is more emotionally stable than most men, and despises other women's manipulative nature.
One of her favorite things to tell me after I was old enough to understand that she was joking and not-joking at the same time was to never trust any woman because they are all SPIDERS.

She was more like an emotionally reassuring and cuddly father than a mother, now that I think of it.

>> No.9924380

>>9924375
so why don't you stop mooching off her faggot.

>> No.9924386

>>9924327
You.. didn't hear me fine I guess.
I just told you that he's going to be mine, and mine only. You actually think I'll let him take his choice? Or even have a free will to begin with? How naive.

>> No.9924389

>>9924380
I have. I live over two-thousand miles away and now I miss the fuck out of her.

>> No.9924408

>>9924375
Awesome. I like hearing that there are women out there like this.
Mine is similar; she's well-informed, stable as a rock, and if something needs to be done she gets it done. I enjoy her company too much to want to move out, but she refuses to allow me to raise my own rent so I'm still technically mooching.

>> No.9924419

>>9924338
When is my up coming? Do I have to wait other 20 years or what?

>> No.9924424

>>9924408
>>9924375
>My mother is manly as fuck
あら～あら～

>> No.9924457

If I were a woman then I could at least bear to look at myself without feeling immense pain from knowing I have parts I shouldn't have.

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>> No.9925152
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9925152

I wish I had the ability to reincarnate...

>> No.9925193

>>9925152
How do you know you don't?

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9925197

>>9925152
lol dont you somehow get the ability 2 do that if you belive in that one god the sand niggers belive in that i forgot the name off?

>inb4 everyone turns into spaghetti-tan

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9925220

>>9925197
>spaghetti-tan
I'll fucking rip your shitting throat off your shitting body, you shithead

>> No.9925224

>>9924218
don't forget raging, uncontrollable, animalistic emotions that override reason and logic.

>> No.9925234

>>9924282
imagine how dumb you'd look if you tried to dress in frilly gothloli dresses if you looked like that.

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9925262

>>9925197
>beats by dre

>> No.9925265

being a woman is better

I know for experience

>> No.9925273
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9925273

>>9925220
yesh! yesh~! please tell me what other horrible things youd do to me!!!

>> No.9925277

>>9925265
tits or gtfo

>> No.9925283

>>9925197
Who are you quoting?

>> No.9925290

>>9925277
no tits I have a penis tho

>> No.9925302

>>9925283
it has a new use in this day and age

>> No.9925316

>>9925290
Then you aren't a girl.

>> No.9925340
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9925340

>>9925316

>> No.9925414

>>9925340
We beat you homos up in this part of town

>> No.9925430
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9925430

>>9925414
your dick says otherwise

*whips out your dick*

>> No.9925438

I just want to be cute

>> No.9925445

>>9925438
But you're already cute anon.

>> No.9925441

I'm monitoring this thread.

>> No.9925442
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9925442

>>9924196
yes. Always. Every day.

>> No.9925447

>>9925430
Now like the balls, sissy boy

>> No.9925457

>>9925445
You're just saying that...

>> No.9925492

I would become an office lady and then fuck every guy in my office and have them all feel awkward when they get close to me.

It would be great.

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9925511

the great part about homos is you dont have to worry about them procreating lol

>> No.9925510

The only reason you want to be a little girl is because you perceive that they have more advantages in society than you do.

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9925517

>>9925441

>> No.9925530

>>9925510
as far as lazy neet-like life goes, they do.

the societies still see it as a man's job to work and provide for the family, so even though females can go to work too, there's no problem if they decide to be "a housewife", but try to pull that if you're a dude.

>> No.9925537

After seeing K-on I just wish every fucking day to be a cute girl drinking tea.

It's just fucking pathetic.

>> No.9925545

I feel I would be more comfortable as a girl.

>> No.9925558
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9925558

WHY I CAN'T WAER DIS STUPID SOCIETY

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9925590

>>9925530

Actually, it can happen. My cousin's wife works full time, and he stays home with the baby.

I'm not sure of the whole arrangement to be honest, because I personally am not too envious of it. He seems totally fed up with watching Ni Hao Kai-Lan three times a day and constantly making sure the baby doesn't kill itself.

Only reason I'd ever want to be a woman is because I'm kind of submissive, but not enough to actually feel unhappy as a male.

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9925610

>>9925442

>> No.9925617

>>9925537
sis-fist, sis.

;__;

>> No.9925625

>>9925510
No it's because we're all narcissistic and want to become our own ideal lover.

>> No.9925642

The only reason I don't want to be a girl is because they don't have dicks. Not that I'd miss mine but being a submissive abused little lesbian bitch isn't that fun if there isn't any futa to give you a good dicking.

Seriously, I'm submissive as fuck and as a male I only pretend to not be. Since I also like feminine features and stuff (and the DICK)...

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9925650

How funny would it be if one day you woke up to find out that your whole life was a lie, and you were in fact a girl that was dreaming they were a boy, only to find out that the only thing you most wish for is to be male?

>> No.9925662

>>9925650

I am more under the impression that I am the subject of an experiment, with the observers slightly tweaking the RNG to continually fuck me over in a way that isn't totally obvious, and could be reasonably misinterpreted as random chance.

I expect to wake up one day to an inconceivable true reality that makes actual sense.

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9925688

>>9925617

>That feel when you will never be tenderly hugged by Yui.

I seriously was depressed for 6 months after watching it. I never felt the urge to have some tenderness with someone before.

>> No.9925720

>>9925650
Life IS a lie. Well, kind of. The Elite have been manipulating the fabric of reality using what I believe to be alien technology for at least 300 years. They travel back and forth through time shaping history to their hearts content. The lives we're living right now are fake. I'm convinced most of us were destined to do great things but their agents traveled back in time and turned us into self loathing shut ins by producing anime, VNs, etc

>> No.9925731

>>9925720

I miss the unedited past that I never knew.

>> No.9925742

>>9925720
Only a beta blames other people for his personal failures.

>> No.9925745 [DELETED] 

>>9925688
WHO ARE YOU QUOTING?

>> No.9925750

>>9925742

How can he fight time travellers?

They are steps ahead of him, and if they aren't they can make it so.

No amount of alpha bullshit will save us from this.

>> No.9925770

>>9925742
Ok genius explain to us how we're supposed to fight time travelers.

>> No.9925772

It's easier to be a boy

>> No.9925780

>>9925772

Both genders likely have unique challenges to the extent that relative "difficulty" is meaningless.

>> No.9925787

>>9925750
>>9925770
fools, don't respond to him. he's an underling of those bastards. you're supposed to kill people like him, not talk to them.

>> No.9925796

>>9925787

He's clearly of no real strategical value; were he, we would not currently know of his existence.

Best not to draw attention to ourselves over trivial pawns.

>> No.9925810

>>9925796
>trivial pawns

You'll regret those words, cumsucker.

>> No.9925815

>>9925810
the weaker they are, the louder they bark

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9925867

>>9925720
you know who's your enemy.

>> No.9926205

>>9925867
>day filename.
Got a smirk out of me, not bad.

>> No.9926698

FACT:

Women with mental illness are given a free ride from the state.

Men are told to fend for themselves or pushed aside onto the street.

>> No.9926711

>>9926698
This is complete bullshit. I have been diagnosed with anxiety and Psychotic depression and they won't even give me government money and I am female.

>> No.9926724

>>9926711
>denied for disability benefits, and walking away as a female

>not knowing that if you appeal it through the process that they grant it 99% of the time due to law suit reasons.

step up your game.

this goes to 100% if you have ever been on any drugs for these issues.

>> No.9926758

>>9926711
You must be ugly. A girl is only treated like a girl if she looks pretty. You are a poor man's man atm, I recommend a sex change to upgrade your status to ugly man.

>> No.9926788

No, but goddamn there are never enough gender bender doujins

>> No.9926820

>>9926758
>>9926724
Come on guys. World isn't run by looks. But I guess you knew that already.

>> No.9926830

>realize you're trans
>realize that not only are you in the wrong body but you're in the wrong body and are a fat lazy shitstain
>feels even worse

fuck

>> No.9926840

>>9926820
Hahah. How do you fuck up that badly.

>> No.9926853

>>9926840
What?

>> No.9926861

>>9926830

>realize you're trans

You just woke up one day and said "holy shit when did I get a sex change"?

>> No.9926863

>>9926853
How are you not content with your body if you're a trans? Isn't the whole point of being one to fulfill that desire?

>> No.9926875

>>9926863
You probably replied to wrong post.

>> No.9926887

>>9926820
>World isn't run by looks.
which world? this one definitely is.

in here if you look good you get away with much more stuff than if you look bad.

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9926888

>>9926861
It's those rascally aliens' fault.

>> No.9926902

>>9926887
Not really. People will think you as morally good or desire you. You can't get almost anything with seduction but trouble really... Beauty is overrated.

>> No.9926919

>>9926902
They are treated better is pretty much the only perk. They get better social skills because of that but for everything else they still have to put some amount of effort.

>> No.9926949

>>9926919
Can agree with that.

>> No.9927042

>>9926919
Sometimes it hampers their maturation though, because everyone goes easy on them.

I am honestly very happy I am not particularly pretty. Pretty people get way too much attention.

>> No.9927055

>>9925537
>>9925617
>>9925688
I don't think this is pathetic at all. Though I do hope you know that the "K-ON" kind of relaxed atmosphere and easy camaraderie is rare in either gender's experience.

>> No.9927058

>>9926820
You silly fuck.

Looks no.

Uterus? YES YES YES!

add some tears and you increase your chances by 20000000%

>> No.9927119

>>9927058
>add some tears and you increase your chances by 20000000%
Ok, I do have to admit girly tears are extremely effective.

>> No.9927149

>>9927119
Crying at interview is not very good. Pleeeease... I need this!

no

>> No.9927191

>>9927058
was that a snatch reference?

>> No.9927208

>>9927149
And I need this *grabs your dick*

>> No.9927262

>>9927149
True, that is one case in which girly tears are not very effective.
Basically any scenario where you need to be taken seriously is a bad time to cry.
So I suppose that while girly tears are useful in certain situations, they are detrimental in others... and therefore neither a boon nor a burden.

>> No.9927285

>>9925590
I could probably deal with it. A full time job taking care of a small curious child in exchange for NEETdom is pretty good.

Sounds like I have a new aspiration. Too bad my social skills are too good for /jp/, too shitty for reality.

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>>9927208
iya kekkoo desuu

>> No.9927418

>>9926820
you can't be this naive

>> No.9928387

>>9927042
Those grapes must be sour.

>> No.9928489

>>9928387
It's true though

>> No.9928518

>>9926820
you should get out of your room more if you want to talk about stuff like that. or at least look around and not base your views on soap operas and animu.

world is run on few things, and few things only.
looks, socializing ability, money and deception. anything else is wishful thinking.

"if he wasn't so good looking, i'd sue him for sexual assault. but since he's hot, i'll let it slide smileyface"
is just one example.

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9928523

Life is bitter and not worth living when you're not cute.

>> No.9928532

>>9926919
Good looking people are perceived as being more competent than ugly people. They thus don't necessarily need to put in the same amount of effort.

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9928538

If I was a cute little Homu things would be different.

>> No.9928541

>>9928538
If I was your MOM things would be different.

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>>9928541
You can be my mom as long as I get to be Homu.

>> No.9928578

>>9928552
You can't be Homu, but I'm your mom. Now get off the computer and do the dishes.

>> No.9928593

>>9928578
fuck off you aren't my Mami

>> No.9928649

Good looks certainly bring you far, but only so far.

The gimmick is that good looks will only work if there's someone that's going to give you a better position because he thinks you're good look. But he will never think to give you his position.

That's why beautiful women tend to get good positions fast as the bitches of some powerful man, but that's where they stop. When you look at the women that actually hold leadership positions, they're almost never good looking.
The reason is that there's a common bias that if a woman is pretty she can't be also intelligent and reliable.

But I guess it doesn't really matter to you if you never wanted to be a leader in the first place.

>> No.9928676

>>9928649
>When you look at the women that actually hold leadership positions, they're almost never good looking.
yeah. that's where social ability, manipulation and deception comes in.

>> No.9928778

>>9924226
I already have those without a vagina

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