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Shit
Just came back from school and what I see? My room fuckin cleaned and no sign of my "fap t-shirt". I thought I will be able to hide it, only last year of high school left and I would move somewhere else, but no - my mum have to be clean freak. She thought that I was just lazy and addicted to games, now she will also think that I'm some dirty fuck that fap to "yellow", old t-shirt. I fell so embarrassed.
I also noticed that she started to get more interested in what I do on computer. What does she want from me? With every day I have less and less privacy.

How do you deal with your nosy parents /jp/(of course those of you that still live with them)? And what you do if some of your "secrets" get revealed?

>> No.9923033

>I also noticed that she started to get more interested in what I do on computer. What does she want from me? With every day I have less and less privacy.

It's called concern, nerd

>> No.9923034
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9923034

I used to lock my room. Don't you have a lock on your door? Make it your mission to find the key, it will save your life.

>> No.9923040

I jus bitchslapped my mom after bugging me to get downstairs and eat my dinner.
Only 7 years and I'll finally move out fuck parents.

>> No.9923044

Find a secret place and hide out there. Or, go to college.

>> No.9923049

>>9923033

She wasn't so concerned few months ago.

>>9923034
I never locked my door, so doing it suddenly would only make her more "concerned" about me.

>> No.9923051

http://ja.wikipedia.org/wiki/%E4%B8%AD%E4%BA%8C%E7%97%85
>母親に対して激昂して「プライバシーを尊重してくれ」などと言い出す
。
>Starts developing hostility and asking respect and privacy from her mother.

Congratulations OP you're a chuuni.

>> No.9923058

Whenever I hear walking sound I swiftly close all lewd tabs and pretend to be playing/reading. One day I shall become greatest ninja.

>> No.9923064

Both my parents know pretty much everything about me, but my mother in particular knows I like loli and futa and that I have several fleshlights.

They don't care, I sure as heck don't. I've got a job, I'm responsible, what I want to buy with my money is my business. As long as I have a job they couldn't care less if all I did was fap all day long.

Feels good man.

>> No.9923062

>>9923051

I was when I was in middle school.
Now I just want some privacy, so I don't have to deal with "strange looks" even in "my" house.

>> No.9923067

My momma put my onahole back on my dresser when I accidently left it out to dry twice.
Doesn't your momma love you?

>> No.9923071

>>9923064
Whatever you say, loser.

>> No.9923073

>>9923071
I've got money.

U jelly

>> No.9923074

>>9923073
I have got time.
U JELLO?

>> No.9923075

>>9923073
I've also got money, but I don't really need it.

>> No.9923081

If I shitpost can you guys rate and like me?

>> No.9923084
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>>9923064
Keeping working, working-class scum.

>> No.9923088

>>9923074
You've got time to do what? Sit in your room and pee in a bottle? Ya' know, now that I think about it maybe that does sound appealing.... Yeah, I'll go quit my easy job that pays me more than enough money to pay for an awesome car, all the figures and games I could ever want. So I can just sit around all day, do nothing, maybe replay something for the millionth time because I HAVE NO MONEY, and pee in a bottle.

WWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

Sit down son.

>> No.9923093

>>9923088
mad as fuck.

>> No.9923094
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>>9923088
>an awesome car, all the figures and games I could ever want.
I don't need a car.
I can get all the figures and games I could ever want.
I don't work.

Must suck to be you.

>> No.9923098

>>9923088

Normalfag detected.

>> No.9923099
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>>9923088
Calm down son.
I guess I didnt finish my sentence. Relax, breathe in, wait for it, I also have money.

>> No.9923102

>>9923099
>He still hasn't 100% completed Valkyria Chronicles three times over

I'm quoting your Gaymer conscience

>> No.9923244

Shameless bump, but I just noticed that my pendrive with lewd games ISO's that I was hidding in my pillowcase is missing! Now I know for 100% that something is wrong with my mum.

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9923277

>>9923099

>buying games

>> No.9923291

>>9923277
lol dude wat gayms? ps3 has no geams :D

>> No.9923300

How does your mom even know what fapping is. My parents have no idea what the word fap means

>> No.9923304
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9923304

Why on earth would you fap into a t-shirt? I grab some toilet paper, wank into that, finish, take a piss and flush the evidence. The perfect crime. Even gives me a wonderful excuse to wash my hands.

>> No.9923310

>>9923304
Why don't you spare yourself the trouble and just eat your own cum?

>> No.9923318

OP, just go fuck yourself. It's your fault for being dirty in someone else's house.

>> No.9923325

If you don't cum all over your stomach and then wipe it off with whatever is closest, you don't belong here.

>> No.9923329

>>9923325

What if I just cum and then wipe it on my boxers? Does that mean I belong here more than usual?

>> No.9923335

>>9923329
I'm surrounded by dirty socks and boxers that I use to wipe off my semen.

I don't want to ruin my shirts.

>> No.9923337

>>9923335

I never shower but when I do I just leave my dirty clothes in my bathroom so that's not an option for me

>> No.9923339

>>9923325
>not cumming directly in your mouth
Get out of here normalfag.

>> No.9923340

>>9923329
If your boxers are the closest thing then it fits in with what I said. I browse /jp/ with my sheets wrapped around my body so I don't wear boxers.

>> No.9923343

>>9923304
You are a disgusting pig. You should take a shower after you masturbate. Every single time.

>> No.9923345

>>9923339
>not cumming directly in your anus
Get out of here normalfag.

>> No.9923351

>>9923339
>not cumming into one of your toubros mouths
Get a load of this nerd!

>> No.9923352

>>9923345
>>9923339
From where do your quotes originate?

>> No.9923358

>>9923352
You're moms vagina.

>> No.9923366

>>9923351
>not cumming into the urethra of another penis
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>> No.9923426

My mom changed my bedsheets a few months ago and found my yellowed sock that's usually under the bed, as evident by it being thrown in the pile of dirty clothes in my room. Didn't really care as much as I thought I would.

>> No.9923425

>And what you do if some of your "secrets" get revealed?

Continue to grow my neckbeard in shame. To think I couldn't humiliate myself even further--boy was I wrong.

>> No.9923455

When is it legal to kill your mom when she won't stop bullying you about not going outside?

>> No.9923457

>>9923343
Often times I do! In fact, since I fap dry, my favorite time to do it is right before I shower, when my skin is oily, slick and heavy with musk.

>> No.9923495

>>9923358
My mom's vagina doesn't talk, sadly.

I don't know where your quotes originated from yet.

>> No.9923510

>>9923495

You never heard of queefing vagina that talk?

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