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9922994 No.9922994[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

My english teacher called me deep today.

>> No.9923004

Speaking of deep, my dick was deep in your mom, LOL.

>> No.9923003

What did you shove in your ass to get such title?

>> No.9923007

I was once called Lone Wolf.

>> No.9923009

Hes referring to you anus

>> No.9923015

what was too deep for her, Anon?

>> No.9923080
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9923080

My classmates called me the Tech Priest.

Because I'm a whiz at computers.

>> No.9923083

What a fucking loser goes still to school in this age?

>> No.9923089

>>9923083
Please don't bully

>> No.9923106

>>9923080
Did you later get together and masturbate over W40K figs?

>> No.9923123
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>>9923106

>> No.9923131

my instructor called me anal just like him as in anal retentive because I was a stickler for detail, no homo

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9923140

I bet.

>> No.9923143

>>9922994
Did she say "You're so deep"? Is your teacher a woman? Is she hot?

>> No.9923144

You guys should consider getting autism money to get rid of your problems.

>> No.9923148

You're probably just insecure and compensate by trying really hard to sound profound. Have you tried /mu/? I think you'd like it there.

>> No.9923149

>This thread
2deep for me

>> No.9923164

My teacher once said I was a person who is going to be sucessful in life

>> No.9923165
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9923165

I had an art teacher in high school who was young (25ish or younger) and beautiful who would lean over me and press her big titties on my shoulder and hold my other shoulder with her hand while complimenting me on my art. She never did that for anybody else at least in my class, to this day I still wonder if what she did meant something.

>> No.9923208

>>9923164
Mine told me I could do pretty much anything I wanted to.

>> No.9923221

>>9923165
She wanted the DICKww

>> No.9923245

>>9923165
Write more so I can easily fantasize.

>> No.9923280

Maybe she meant deeply autistic?

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9923305

Yes.

>> No.9923308

>>9923165
Cute image dude.

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>>9923003

ha

>> No.9923385

>>9923164
>>9923208
Living the /jp/ dream.

>> No.9923403

>>9923326
Don't overuse it will you.

>> No.9923428

When I was a high school I also assumed that I was intelligent and introspective by default because I didn't talk to anybody. You can fool a good amount of people, but you can't fool yourself.

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