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Why is /jp/ so adorably beta? You guys are so cute and insecure I just want to hug you and get you all flustered.

>> No.9909443
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9909443

shut the fuck up you third world pig fucking queer

>> No.9909444

I'm not cute though.

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>>9909443
Please remember your netiquette

>> No.9909446

>>9909443
Cute pic, dude.

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Fuck off, I keep it real.

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9909461

it's easy to say that when your mental image of every jpsie is some cute 2D shota.

reality can sometimes be heartbreaking.

>> No.9909464

>>9909441
we weren't hugged enough by our mothers and fathers when we were children. make sure you hug your kids so they don't end up on /jp/.

>> No.9909477

i dont want a hug, i want sex and ice cream

>> No.9909487

>>9909477
But instead you got dubs.
Grats.

>> No.9909498

How come when a man acts like a preadolecent, it's seen as pathetic, but when a women does the same, it's seen as appropriate?

>> No.9909506

I just imagined being hugged by a cute girl and how I would react. I would try to act indifferent or like I didn't like when secretly I would be really happy.

>> No.9909507

It's more like I'm an unlikeable, spineless asshole.

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>>9909506
Girls love that.

>> No.9909512

>>9909498

>when a women does the same, it's seen as appropriate?

You mean in anime? In real life preadolecent women are fucking annoying no matter how good looking they are.

>> No.9909515

>>9909441

/jp/ is full of mean alpha males now, though. I'm really scared of getting bullied these days!

>> No.9909517

>>9909461
I think that's really cute.

>> No.9909518

>>9909498
Double standards.

>> No.9909520

>>9909512
I wonder how many girls you actually know.

>> No.9909523

>>9909515
No one is getting bullied in my hood nigga. NO ONE.

>> No.9909522

>>9909520
Your mom, for one.

>> No.9909525

>>9909522
MY PARENTS ARE DEAAAAAAD.

>> No.9909530

>>9909515
Bullying is also a form of affection and love.
We don't hate you. We just want to see you tremble and fuck you.

>> No.9909529

>>9909525
So are mine, so I'm coming for you!

>> No.9909539

I once had a popular girl who liked me. But then she got too close, I went full tsundere, and she backed off for good.

>> No.9909535

>>9909530
Thanks, Anon. That really means a lot coming from you.

>> No.9909537

>>9909530

That's just weird.

>> No.9909540
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9909540

Not beta, I just stopped giving a f**k
I'm like a lion in the Savannah, I just don't care and sleep all day while the women (my mom) brings me food because I'm the king.

Now just leave, we don't need bitches like you on this board.

>> No.9909541

>>9909520

If you worked before or hell even had an education, you usually run into a few grown women that are just plain retarded and have you sitting there with the biggest look of what the fuck on your face. Everything else about them just becomes completely irrelevant and all you're thinking is if the bitch has autism ... and then you talk about them behind their backs

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>>9909461
I can vouch that I look like him, except arguably less ugly, and with hair parted to the left

Seriously, who does it in the middle? You look terrible

>> No.9909547

>>9909530

I only did it during my transition from /a/ where it's the normal reaction. Not anymore.

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>>9909540

>> No.9909557

>>9909541
Well, not all are like that, I know quite a handful of girls that are shy, and/or humble, and besides, I dont think you are one hell of a good person either, Anon.

>> No.9909560

>>9909557
The fact that they lack a penis is more than enough for me to despise them.

>> No.9909562

>>9909541
haha. epic black mystery box bro.

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>>9909540

>> No.9909570

>>9909560
You will be a fine wizard, Harry.

>> No.9909576

I would love to have a cute girl coddle and hold me. I'm sorry /jp/, I am weak.

>> No.9909578

>>9909441
I'm not a "beta". Most of us are alpha but we like to play it cute.

>> No.9909581

>>9909557

>shy, and/or humble

How is that acting preadolescent? And if a guy acts shy nobody would think it's pathetic unless you're in highschool, as long as they don't act half-retarded. If you can at least pull off some professional social interaction you should have anything to worry about.

>> No.9909586

>>9909581

you shouldn't*

>> No.9909584

Most people on /jp/ are repulsive inside and out.

>> No.9909592

That's what they all say, until you realize how nasty some shy people look. They're not as cute as you think.

>> No.9909593

I'm not cute; I'm an unlikeable cunt with aspergers syndrome. Not skinny and frail like you'd hope me to be either.

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>>9909441
What the fuck did you say to me you little bitch?

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